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I will buy any spare tickets you have (whether it's just one or a couple) for Saturday. I'm a st holder but missed out on the ballot. I have cash waiting and will come and collect the tickets from you anywhere you like (within reason). Please pm me.

I'm guessing we're not as desperate for cash as we were.

Morrissey - although he could probably spell "righteous".

Love him ... lots. Was earning $2m per episode in Twp and a Half Men playing a toned down version of himself. Well and truly living the dream.

Dickson should serve a ten match ban for his shocking pass which lost us the tie against Man Utd.

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The only stats you need to worry about are the ones shown on the ACTUAL league table.

Right ... I'm joining "them". This is the 3rd Division FFS, we're lead to believe our operating budget vastly outweighs everyone else's and yet we still can't manage an auto spot. This is ridiculously frustrating. Why can't we walk this league?

I think people a may be thinking about the notion of being "for sale" in too crude a set of terms. The reality is probably much more complex and a sale wouldn't necessarily mean a sweeping regime change. There are a couple of things we do know; for instance that Markus and Nicola made a commitment to each other to try and restore Saints to a Prem side. We don't, however, know how far the remaining Lieherrs wish to support Markus's plans. For instance, whilst they would undoubtedly feel some emotional ties to him and his wishes, would they wish to pick up the long term financial burden that this may need (I know we've been told that a budget has been made and set aside to facilitate the five year plan, but we have no idea what level of funding this may entail)? Alternatively, they may feel that they can do their bit by passing the club on to somebody else who will carry through and finance Markus's plans. I would expect that there could be a scenario in which the Liebherrs could pass the ownership of the club onto another set of financial backers with Cortese's approval, a set of backers who would share the plan previously laid out and were happy for Cortese to continue running the club. Should a rich set of financiers approach the club and offer this set of circumstances, perhaps a sale could be arranged.

Nope, team coach usually.

Delldays spends all his time locked in tubes with seamen ... arf, arf.

As mind numbing Saturday night entertainment goes, it's right up there. Surely some people on here must have recognised last night's bloke (Ryan?) and the girl from Eastleigh (Amanda was it?).

I still can't work out why Benali would be so desperate for cash that he would be prepared to move out of his nice house in Chilworth just to let Cortese live there for a bit.

I'm pleased that nobody has trotted out the blinkered cliche about him only wandering offside because he was too fast for everyone else.

Being offered £350 for a stolen ipad is pretty good going.

How is the battery doing Baj? How long is it lasting from a charge? I take it the hair can't be easily removed?

To be fair, when he refers to signings, I think he's referring to signings with ' significant fees' which are actually disclosed. O,r in other words, signings which offer clear evidence of the owners putting their hands in their pockets or evidence of our reported large trust fund.

Has agreed terms with Celtic if the dodgy Twitter is to be believed.

Does it come with its original windows 7 / windows 7 recovery cd? Are you willing to reduce the asking price yet?

They are not official merchandise. They were being flogged from a box by a man on the street who resembled SRS.

Another case of an OP with seriously impaired reading comprehension skills, or just a desperate, attention seeking and, ultimately, inaccurate thread title. Either way, the ironic clap goes to Red Bag today.

LMAO; you should shout this from the rooftops to all the idiots that camped out overnight. Option A) Spend all night in the freezing rain. Or Option B) Go down at half four and get served immediately. Brilliant!

You got a massage and yet you're still complaining?

People already queuing this evening at about 6pm when Jordan Sibley left the stadium according to his twitter.

Because those may turn out to be things they said in hope before the bids started coming in and Chamberlain decided he wanted out?