John Boy Saint

I have one of them sat behind me, Spurs game it was becoming like a dripping tap, he doesn't get emotional standing up swearing at the players, he is a bit like Harry Enfield's character "ooo you don't want to do it like that...... You want to do it like this". Recent weeks the impressionable young chap sat next to him has been drawn into his whirlpool, and it's slowly becoming a double act of negativity, and cobblers.

The half time Relay went totally to pot without Kenzie v Spurs, one poor little mite ran away in tears, and the final leg went haywire!! ............. oooo its the thin end of the wedge, just mark my words!!

You have to wonder whether we rushed him back too soon after he limped off in the added minutes of the Chelsea game just before Christmas...... being a touch cynical; World Cup on the horizon you would imagine that players in the reckoning to go will be getting neurotic to any little tweek.

Saints v WBA away jeez zzzzzzzzz

13:00 Monday lunchtime was the norm so you are right Trousers

5th Round FA Cup - going to be Man U

Yup......... he even had a go in charge when Shakespeare got the tin tack. Regardless of the fact that he managed our friends to the East, not a bad bloke to have as an assistant.

Can't see them matching his £260k per week - Jinan v Stratford Hmmmm tough one. I suppose it's closer to home, and if you can get someone to keep filling your wallet with Premier League pay packets, you may as well stay on the horse if it wants to keep going.

Before everyone gets their knickers in a total twist "a couple of months ago", which as others have pointed out after a steady run in the team was when he ends up nowhere near the team, yet a bad smell was being pandered to. Any of us with any ambition would be pretty hacked off if we were treated like he has been at work, 1st team football to not even making the bench treated like a green academy nipper. If I was him I would voice similar thoughts to my immediate family, anyone who thinks otherwise will be typing any response to this with their nose. Once again today Happy Birthday Jack.

2-1 chalked off by Andre Mariner "in a non descript business park near Heathrow".

Tottenham found our Premier League standard bowling green of a pitch tricky last weekend, they must be hating the Newport Pitch.

Bkackmore and Merrington both agree Carillo has no pace

Just got an eye on Soccer Saturday - West Ham trailing v Wigan, WH have had a player sent off for.................. SPITTNG!!! That really is a terrible thing to be sent off for these days.

Bobby bloody Madley - what do you expect?

You know how to tell the difference between Girl Zebras and Boy Zebras? The stripes on Girls go Black White Black White - the stripes on Boy Zebras go White Black White Black.

Happy Birthday Jack - nice one

Blimey all those who forked out £12 aren't being mugged off with a rag-tag line up.

Tad harsh! He had a slight 'nose bleed' just like Josh Sims did v Everton after he made Ashley Williams look a complete chump. Stadium full of 30,000+ folks the majority of whom have just notched up the volume in anticipation, while you're stood in the Tottenham Hotspur box pretty much alone, the ball is hurtling towards you, having not long come on, at the time you're thinking I just need to touch this and at the same time you can see the typesetter reaching for the box of Capital O's: doh I needed to touch that much harder than that and with the other foot too. ...............I can forgive him that, but take heart from the fact that he got into the right place at the right time: it'll make him stronger.

Going on the media chit chat when Sanchez had to sign for Utd to get in their FA cup squad I think he has.................... but he will need at least 3 weeks acclimatisation. oooops forgot this:D

Not a lot of people know this but he cost 47.5 Kevin Keegans............ just hope the 0.50 isn't the perm but the boots to rattle them in with.

o Everytime that comes up on the screen pre match you can't stop thinking about that video.

If we were to get this chap in, how soon would he be up to match fitness? because since 2012 I believe the Russian league has a mid winter break from December until March. So there is a likelihood that he going to be a bit rusty and not be straight out of the box ready.

Blimey get him in and we will know for certain that the Black Box is as broken as he is.

If you are talking about this season at Dean Court then it has to be him sending off Raheem "the Penguin" Sterling for a second yellow after scoring in Man City overtime then piling into the City fans to celebrate having already gotten a yellow he got a second and the red, can't argue with that it's a bookable offence. I do recall him shrugging his shoulders when he surrounded by incredulous City players. Anyway no doubt he will be looking forward to this game as he is far more important than both Saints and Brighton, and he will be doing us both a massive favour in officiating the game for us. Said it before if you were to apply a tune to a ref both him and Clattenburg could both share Geri Halliwells Look at Me.

It was one and the same apparently it could blow warmer air for undersoil heating as well as sucking gallons or water, but it was never plugged in let alone plumbed in. Although now I believe they have undersoil heating as a requirement for Uefa and possibly FIFA international stadium accreditation.