Ivan Katalinic's 'tache

We can now only afford 1 banana per game, so the other players we're clearly gutted to have missed out.

Positivity, eh? Well, my (near) 3yo is making his SMS debut next week (in the stands, not on the pitch, although you never know...). Oh, and we're gonna f**king walk League 1.

Don't care for a lap of honour; nothing to 'celebrate' this season. 90 minutes of honest endeavour, for a change, would be preferable.

So disappointed. After Wolves, it was obvious that we could not afford any more sub-standard performances because the teams around us are busting a gut to stay up. Against Palace there was some heart; today only one of the final nails in the coffin. Enjoy your signing-on fees elsewhere chaps, my only enjoyment will come if I still have a club to support next year.

Congratulations Nigel Pearson! I just wish I was saying the same with you still in post as the current Saints boss.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1061745/Fifth-richest-man-world-sues-brother-sixth-richest-man-world-118m-libel-case.html He's apparently the 5th richest man in the World and, back in 2007, he was even top for a while! Paul Allen? A mere pauper! If this does not go through, it will be all your fault, Mark Fry!!!

He's the brother of Anil Ambani, who was linked with buying Newcastle recently. Both are billionaires but I'm not sure if they get on too well...

My son is nearly 3 and has his first ticket for the Burnley game. Just in case...

Rupert Lowe in the stocks at half-time. £5 a rotten tomato, £10 a rock.

This part can't be true, surely? If it is, then it doesn't matter whether Lowe throws his toys out of the pram at Barclays, this whole episode could have been avoidable.

Whatever happened to these two delightful chaps, who, in my eyes, have a certain culpability (alongside Rupert & "Go" Wilde) for our current predicament.

Yes. It will cost them £40million for the privilege.

Can you imagine the next derby afterwards though? "You only survived cos of us, you only survived cos of u-u-usss!!"

Beat me to it!

"I wonder when they'll want me to pose for my statue..."

"I didn't do it, it was like that when I found it..."

"Job well done. Now, who I else can I help..."

Need them out NOW! They've had almost 3 hours and, so far, they've failed to secure a buyer for the club.

Would be great news to hear! Preferably to "Nothing to do with Lowe and Wilde plus we've got pots of ready cash Holdings Ltd"

Electric blankets. They're both suckers for electric blankets.

Does this mean you know more?

I feel sick.

Will probably be something designed to raise our hopes and then crush them, i.e. "Rupert steps down (more to follow)..." 2 hours later, after this site hits fever pitch, there will be a picture of Rupert getting off the team bus or walking down some stairs.

Damn! Gonna need to score at least twice, up at the City Ground, on the last day of the season, because he's bound to score against us!

Not great news, especially when you consider Forest are out there trying to strengthen. It'd be particularly galling to see Blackstock go there, when it would have been good to have seen him come back here, if we had the readies. The news from Wotte also completely spoils tomorrow, when I'd have been logging onto the internet every 5 minutes to see which global superstar(s) we'd been able to recruit!!!