SambaMaverick

Wank. I'd rather stand in that Queen queue with the other mongs than watch him play another game for us.

Moi, AA9, Diallo - useless, wouldn't get into any other side in the Premier League. Fact. JWP chasing shadows out there - has he really got it in him to be the fucker that Romeu was? AMN thrown under the bus - just the latest to suffer that fate. Bazunu performances are troubling. At least we looked semi-solid? ABK is such an upgrade on Bednarek it isn't true. As above, Everton feels like a big game. I think he'll be gone during the WC break.

He had his hands on his hips within half an hour, worrying

How useless was Perraud against Wolves btw? Tub of lard looked out of puff inside about 20 minutes, let's hope he's been working on that during this break. I'd start Djenepo.

His penalties used to drive me up the wall. I'd kill to have a player like him now though - just hope he'd let JWP take the pens 😅

They're contracted to play football - and I'm not convinced many of that demographic feel quite that strongly

But what does that mean? Because someone has died we can't have the weather forecast?

What is important about sitting at home, twiddling thumbs and watching the same shit on repeat for 10 days - rather than celebrating her life in a group setting?

This is more your speed. I mean, what the fuck is that all about?

Where are they fitting one (probably two) gameweeks into this? Rubbish decision

Anyone who was due to come in from outside the area via train can claim a e-voucher for the cost of the ticket with the link in that Tweet. Might be worth saving that link in case the Villa game goes down the pan too.

Absolute rubbish. Even North Korea is laughing at us.

The Great North run cancelled. No bearing on the footy, but still - what the fuck? Mourning > charity?

Surely you can see the difference between one or two games being cancelled as opposed to every game across the pyramid?

Trains / tickets / accomodation booked, small businesses will have done their orders, workers will be banking on the hours - can't stress enough what a poor and out of touch decision it would be to cancel games. And that's before we get into the whole mourning debate.

It's almost like you can choose whether you watch something... if you don't want to watch it, you don't have to.

So we'll mourn just enough to cancel everything remotely fun - but you've still got to work the whole time. Sounds about right for the way this country is going.

Ridiculous

Blimey

Decent window overall but I'm not convinced that front line is enough to stave off one of Ralph's inevitable streaks of shite that seem to happen every season. Happy to be proven wrong. Hopefully we'll have a few irons in the fire ahead of January (and we won't be leaving it until the last minute)

Redmond stays

We defo need another attacker. We're a Che injury away from having precisely no goal threat at all.

Got a feeling we'll get Broja if Depay joins Chelsea

Will we let Redmond go without adding another? We lack a bit of dynamism in that front three right now