Weston Super Saint

Seriously? Are you really struggling with the fact that people who 'influence' (verb) other people are called 'influencers' (noun), even after The Cat has given you the historical examples you asked for? Thick cunt.

Yet you're the one claiming that people influencing others is different to people being influenced by others.

? How are people who influence people not the same as the current crop of people influencing other people? The only difference is the media they use to do the influencing and the increased availability of said media.

Rolf Harris?

xG / stats / football manager ratings. 'Tis the way forward

Only one phrase came to mind reading that.... "When the seagulls follow the trawler it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea"....

Are Goztepe still the bestest though?

Largely because social care / care at home is run by private companies trying to squeeze as much as they can out of the money they receive from local authorities, which means wages stay low and attraction / retention of workers is incredibly hard. No carers, no patients in beds, so they have to stay in hospital which has the knock on effect of no one moving to beds within the hospitals and backlogs at A&E etc.... Sort out social care and many issues in the NHS get resolved....

He can do miracles then?

Prince

Maybe you should send him some xX stats. You know, really stick it to the man. That'll learn him. Edit : Not sure why we need a whole new thread to discuss JWP's new role which could easily have been added to the JWP thread already running...

The drug dealing days of yore?

Definitely feels like he's branching out.

Sink

What's his xG?

Maybe we could add Virgil as a sweetener as well seeing as we don't own him either!

It's on its way back now, but really, is this the plane we 'woo' potential new signings with??? Anyone else NOT fancy the thought of 3 and a half hours stuck in a flying washing machine?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-64313367 I guess it's still OK to interfere with the choirboys though, just as long as they don't get married....

Inferno

Does their system exlude 'giving it to the striker who scores goals'?

Woop. Statistical analysis using xG

How does that work? Does he call out the timing? Up, two three, down, two three....

Your mortgage is / was an 'amortisation' (amortization if you prefer). I suspect instead of "cheating" per se, it's the equivalent of tax avoidance Vs tax evasion in that it is perfectly acceptable within the rules....

Back on the Stoke message board?

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