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The Normal or Leftie Snowflake Fence Test
Marsdinho replied to Saint in Paradise's topic in The Muppet Show
If a normal person is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.* If a leftie snowflake is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone. If a right wing Nazi is a vegetarian they annex Austria and invade Poland =============================== If a normal person is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a leftie snowflake is homosexual, he demands Laws to give him respect. If a right wing Nazi is homosexual, he has a boyfriend but also beats up other homosexuals as they cant cope with the feelings trapped inside. =============================== If a normal person is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. If a leftie snowflake is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him. If a right wing Nazi is down-and-out, he blames it on those bloody illegal immigrants stealing our jobs and women. =============================== If a normal person doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. A leftie snowflake demands that those they don't like be shut down. If a right wing Nazi doesnt like a talk show host, he abuses them on social media from the comfort of his bedroom at his Mums house. =============================== If a normal person is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.* A leftie snowflake non-believer wants any mention of God silenced. ( But not Islam of course ) If a right wing Nazi is a non believer, they are in a minority of 1. =============================== If a normal person decides he needs private health care, he goes about shopping for it. If a leftie snowflake decides he needs private health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his. If a right wing Nazi decides he needs private health care, he cant understand how there blacks and Asian in the waiting room. ===============================* If a normal person is unhappy with an election, he grumbles and goes to work the next day. If a leftie snowflake is unhappy with an election, he burns down shops, throws stones etc at Police and takes two-weeks off for therapy. If a right wing Nazi is unhappy with an election, he burns down shops, throws stones etc at Police and blames it on the blacks and Asians =============================== If a normal person reads this, he'll have a good laugh. A leftie snowflake will be very "offended." If a right wing Nazi read this.....it would be a miracle. -
Seems Paul is quite good at salvaging wrecks.... HCDAJFU https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/mar/06/uss-lexington-aircraft-carrier-scuttled-in-1942-is-finally-found
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It cracks me up that you seem to think you were the only one that saw all this coming, there were loads of people that warned about this...loads. They were still in the minority, but to think you had the monopoly on foresight is arrogant as f88k.
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I know we couldn't afford his wages, and that he wouldnt want to play for us...but Giroud cost less that Carillo!
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Rabdom bloke on the right: If I look serious, it will look like I realise the gravity of the situationRabdom woman on the left: Where's my f$cking food. I ordered fried dog 5 mins ago. Rabdom Chinease man to rabdom Chinease woman next to him: Your makeup has a bit of face on it.
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Is there anyone on here who wanted Puel out who now regrets it??
Marsdinho replied to OldNick's topic in The Saints
Anyone who had a season ticket last year, and had to sit through game after game of utter boredom....would say it was the right thing to do. However, I do wonder if we a look a bit silly now to the wider football world. -
The local guides program is still very much alive, just a shame it's hosted via Google+ !
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Dont you mean goat?
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Cracks me up how people on here think they are preaching to the whole saints fan base and affecting opinion. Everything said on this thread will go completely out the window come 4pm today. Fact.
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I don't think protests work/I'm not interested in them.
Marsdinho replied to Guan 2.0's topic in The Saints
People have very short memories if they think that organised protests dont work, what about the Branfoot protests or the Lowe protest? -
I don't think protests work/I'm not interested in them.
Marsdinho replied to Guan 2.0's topic in The Saints
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I don't think protests work/I'm not interested in them.
Marsdinho replied to Guan 2.0's topic in The Saints
Your relatives on the Titanic didn't bother getting into lifeboats when the ship hit an iceberg, instead they waited until they were treading water in the freezing Atlantic before looking for a life boat.. -
At least our worries are now being picked up by the national press and not confined to this forum.
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Who is going to want to sign for a manager who may be sacked, of a team that may be relegated.... No one is the answer. We need organised protests asap.
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He was so good, people created forum usernames in his honour!!!
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Yeah, hence the "His departure set in motion a series of events that has delivered perfect karma" in the OP!
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The delicious irony that Lovren joining Liverpool has effectively brought an end to his Liverpool career. His departure set in motion a series of events that has delivered perfect karma. Probably mentioned on here already...sorry!
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Cedric is off during the summer? Pied becomes 1st choice and AN Other is backup? I'm just guessing really.
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Andy Carroll has scored 2 this year.... #MLG'd
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Huddersfield have signed Terence Kongolo on loan http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/42544446
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There should be some sort of social media campaign, probably twitter.....get fans tweeting @SouthamptonFC with continual questions asking if we have sacked him yet. It would start trending to some degree and would be picked up by most media outlets online I would imagine. Could use #sackhimnow Just a thought.
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God knows whats going on with the formatting on the above post, but you get the gist..!!! Link to the community here: https://plus.google.com/communities/...30786125669960 More info here: https://maps.google.com/localguides/home Would be great if you could join and help with contributing info. Cheers Matt
