Mao Cap

We've never been the best-looking race, unfortunately. Still, in general we wouldn't be that bad if there weren't so many fatties around. That's what all the government concern about obesity is about, see. All that sh*t about healthiness and the cost to the NHS is nonsense, the real reason the government wants everybody to stop sitting on their arse all day shovelling lard into themselves is that they don't want fatsos letting down the side in front of all these svelte Euro types

A boycott would mean that some people actually make a conscious decision to buy the paper. I don't think anyone actually chooses to read the Daily Express. The only place I've ever seen people read it is in dentist's waiting rooms when all the superior papers, car magazines, computer magazines, women's magazines, Pig Farmers' Gazette and the Morning Star have all been taken by other patients...the Express is like the Emmerdale of newspapers, no-one you've ever met reads/watches it but somehow it keeps going year after year.

One of Maidstone's finest, RIP

Lame generic crap

Oh yeah, and you can't wait any longer than half or minute or so between eye contact and starting talking to them. Makes it feel natural, like. If you keep leering at them for ages and are obviously psyching yourself up to start chatting them up they mostly lose interest.

This.

If only this had happened a couple of weeks earlier we could have sung that. Never mind, it's there for when we play Yanited again in a couple of decades

1-1.

Friday - Going to pub with some old schoolfriends, might go out depending on whether it's worth feeling like sh*t tomorrow Saturday - Going to Barnsley. Hilarity will ensue Sunday - Prob seeing uncle & family in Lincolnshire Rock and roll, etc.

A few times, usually when I've been to Saints home games in the daytime. I usually manage not to now, partially due to experience and sleeping better but mostly due to the prospect of having my shoelaces tied to the chair legs and things thrown at me, until I wake up to everyone's raucous laughter :oops: There was a happier incident a couple of shifts ago though - I'd been to the Forest game in the day and was flagging severely, when our IT system went down and no-one had anything to do for two hours. Told my colleagues to wake me up when they got it working again and had a kip on the sofa in our new rec room thing, keeping me refreshed for the rest of the night. Good times.

F*cking great programme. Sadly missed

Lol, cute. We need more heartwarming stuff like this in the media...keep up morale in these difficult times, and that.

Hell yeah, could be fun.

Nah, he's Irving Washington

Yup. As with the team, I'm just hoping we give a decent account of ourselves and don't get too embarrassed. As for what end we're shooting towards, I say we do away with all this allotted seat and segregation nonsense and swap ends at half-time, 1950s/non-league stylee

Yeah, was the best celebration and general atmos for a good while.

This!

http://www.footballgroundguide.co.uk

Yay. Hibs to beat Hearts next Sat as well

I'd say 60%. Strange drug, it's not very good but you can't stop yourself from hoovering up as much as you can. I only did it once, because I didn't like the thought of something getting that much of a hold on you.

The political ethos of a country and the attitudes of its citizens feed each other over time, without anyone really noticing. If your policies appeal to people's capacity to be greedy, soulless and heartless, then those qualities will be amplified, whilst the capacity for a social conscience, community spirit etc. is depressed. For me this process has been going on uninterrupted since 1979; the "Labour" Party was so scarred by years in opposition and fear of being called socialist that when in power it has not dared to challenge the Thatcherite consensus in any meaningful way. Society therefore continues on the same path until the flaws in the present system are drastically exposed and people choose en masse to try out a different direction. In 1945 a society fed up of the dole and the class system chose the social democratic path, which gave us the welfare state, NHS and genuine social mobility; governments may have been Labour or Tory, but then as now they recognisably operated in the same sphere. But the flaws in the system (the trade unions turning into spoilt, lazy c*nts, in an arse-load of debt to the IMF, etc.) eventually led to another revolution of both government and popular opinion in 1979. Yet to be seen whether the next few years will lead society in a new direction again, I certainly hope so.

I enjoyed the singing, and will do it again at the United game. Might as well cut loose at the Premfans whilst there's the chance to if you ask me, not as if they're going to turn up again until the next Big Game, is it?

I like it better with the 14,000 tbh. Proportionally, I find there's a lot less w*nkers.

Everyone knows about the Nigerian con artists. The Ugandan fellow, however, was obviously in genuine need of help.

Lol. Skates'll get through this season, but they're f*cked the next... Just hope we're still in the second division to welcome them in 2010