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Wayne Rooney's excellent analysis on of the goal. "He's done so much there, it's impossible to explain. He touches it and then bang, he scores". Fantastic insight.

Enchilada gunna be many opportunities to score against Mexico. Need to take our chances. Guacamole.

It's ok. Gordon plays for Barca now, so is probably confident he can score a cheeky panenka.

This team has got something special about them. Really got a strong feeling we're going to win the world cup!

To be fair, it's been a good half for a neutral.

Horrible dice from Harry. Probably deserved a card.

Not decided yet.

Potentially hoping for a photoshoot with big Cyle holding the world cup aloft.

Sorry, just realised I made a typo. Meant 'won't'

How many touches did he get in those 6 minutes?

Exactly. Weirdly had she never won the US Open, people would be far more positive about her. Agree, she needs to find a good coach and stick with him/her though. No idea how preventable any of her injuries are, so can't really hold that against her.

You hope he's injured?

Southampton shirt in the crowd. Massive.

The defender definitely got the ball too. Bloody hell, just realised I'm agreeing with Karen Carney.

It must feel so shit to be a "host nation" having to play in a neighbouring country that most of you despise.

Ding dong! Who's there? Jordan Henderson. Jordan Henderson who? The boring old bloke with nothing left to offer England.

10 mins away from consecutive clean sheets. Solid.

I miss Southgate.

What's this weird Viking rowing thing the Norwegian fans have started doing. Its up there with "mauled by the tigers" for naffness.

Norway making a mockery of the naff group stage format, making 10 changes v France. France take the lead after 6 mins. Could quite easily be 4-0 already.

Kind of bad for you that you're based in Southend though.

Looking forward to the pride match tonight. Should be a cracker.

Calling @trousers (Yes, I know the alarm says 6:00, rather than 6:30)