Jonnyboy

Hope so or I might call Social services!

Mine works really well with the cbeebies routine of going to bed at 7pm - he knows the "the time has come" song means the time has come (even if its just me singiing it)

"Born ready!"

I like a female with a foreign accent, esp Welsh or French.

Someone on the radio said if every registered business took on one new worker we'd have full employment. Did I hear that wrong?

I don't mind wearing the hangman's hood.

More interestingly, are there any saints females out there who's fella has no interest in saints or football? Ask them the same question.

More interestingly, are there any saints females out there who's fella has no interest in saints or football? Ask them the same question.

What's wrong with you man?!

Coming soon to a palace near you:

Looks like clarkson's found his level.

Off with your head.

Samosa :-)

Who's the depressed femme?

I heard it's when you are in the process of dying, you hear a whooshing of water and all you see is blue?

£60million is not "small change" - it would make a big difference to a lot of vulnerable people.

So CSI are in administration and Pompey are making a loss yet still operating? Hmmmm

Also, I like all the tories saying "it'll create jobs", ah so public spending is ok now ffs OK well how about a national yacht. The royals can have it one week a year. Mps another week. Rest of the time share it round worthy causes. How about taking some kids in wheelchairs round the med. CHarles can pay for his own flight ffs.

The recession has hit Derby Road hard.

Gove, what a slimey pipsqueak. Sycophantically (?) dreaming about a knighthood.

First up you don't live here, you are Austrian. Secondly how mean spirited is it to be cutting disabled peoples benefits that they need for something better than a third world quality life, and then spunking a load of cash on a multimultimillionaire and her equally rich family. Disgusting.

Seeing as he is a permanent signing I hope Lee gets no.11

Same for me - said "Matt Le Tissier and the lanky one...Crouch" I asked for anymore and got "Oh! Hoddle!"

Junction 9 is your man