Pancake

What an album. Takes me back to long dark nights at Uni, a toke or two and bottle of cheap scotch.

What? Confused.

Cannot wait to walk into work tomorrow. ****ing ace.

I loved 3 hours ago when Bateman posted it.

Defender Mausaku out for the Hammers. Played 5 Prem games this season apparently. Will they be light at the back?

2017?

Tube to West Ham, drink there. 15 min walk along the Green Way to the Olympic Stadium.

Are we to assume Andy Carroll will play and score like he always seems to do no matter how injured/dead he seems to be the week before?

Jones, WGS, Burley, Adkins? Edit: ignore me, I see you said 2 full seasons.

Good.

Have you missed the last week of your life?

BBC Radio London were saying he was bossing the game opening 20 mins.

Beattie and Fabrice Fernandez both I think.

FWIW, the StatsZone dashboards for the 3 "strikers". I've also added Tadić for completeness of the attacking play:

Hammers [emoji23][emoji23]

So did West Ham.

Any terrestrial highlights on? Watched on a stream but want to show the kids the highlights.

Jesus wept. Thought we might at least try. Glad I didn't take the day off work to get down there for it.

Which looking at his Instagram stream is absolute ********. Unless Rui Fonte, Nigel Farage and his kid playing on a plastic crocodile are all now Portugal players.

In place of, rather than "versus" I thought.

Somewhere near Staplewood Kelvin is kicking himself.

This but with Spurs in place of Liverpool who fall to 6th, just above West Ham. 8,9,10,11,12 will be any from Everton, Saints, Palace, Stoke and Bournemouth.

12th is the lowest I would go before I started to worry about the long term view.

We've all been there. Right up for it. Nice moist "Port Vale" right there. It's go time! Oh wait what's this? No. No no no. Not now. ****. Come on. Urgh. Ok that's better, half way there. In we go. Ok think about it. **** it. No, please no. Balls. Lost the semi.

Psssst. If you want to look "hard" and "condescending" then it's "pal" now not "mate". Unless your a West Ham fan, they seem to call everyone mate all the time, used to be geez, but now mate. Odd that. Anyhoo...