eurosaint

http://www.portsmouth.vitalfootball.co.uk/article.asp?a=264341 300k for 'agents services' ! Must make Terry the Builder and the kids cancer charities feel ever so proud of the humanitarian spirit that pervades the Skate arena, eh ?? Ps. Excludes VAT, but hey, who cares about minor detail !

I just voted 10 consecutive times and the average has come down from 4 to 1 (sadly can't get it any lower than one !!).

I started this thread but forgot to give my own opinion : I would be happy with a 10 point deduction so that they would sink to the bottom of the league, then of course they would have to sell off anybody of any value in January (there must be somebody?) resulting in relegation whilst we (fingers crossed!) go up ! 2 Divs apart will be great and the odd cup tie keeps the rivalry there ! If they die, a lot of the banter will die with it and that would be a shame !!!!

Given the new admin situation down the road, I would love to see a poll considering their future in relation to our rivalry ?? The options could be : 1) No penalty required ! 2) 10 point deduction ! 3) 20-30 point deduction ! 4) Expulsion from the Football League ! 5) Total liquidation and no more PFC ! Can somebody set this up ?

All this new 'Skatery pokery' is getting complicated again so I think it's about time that Corporate Ho should reappear and contribute his insightful, thought provoking view of the situation ?? Without his side of the debate we will be left to conclude that CSI, Antonov, Snoras, Dubov, Andronikou, Chanrai, Lampitt et al.. are all a bunch of low life crooks and that really wouldn't be fair, would it now ????

Given that the PO postcode covers even parts of the West Wight, which is full of Saints fans (including me!) I hardly think that a mandatory whip round to fund a bunch of crooks is vote winning brainwave !! I've come across thick Skates in my time but this one should be up for an award all of it's own

Had a problem in one of my previous houses years ago and having tried chocolate, cheese etc.. I caught nothing ! Just on a whim I put some dried dog food (it was kept in a sealed tin in the garage near the suspected mouse area!) and BINGO, the following morning every trap (about 6 of them!) had a dead one on it ! I repeated this for a few days and 'voila', problem solved ! All the best solutions are discovered by accident !! 'Minced morsels' I think they were called (the dog food, not the dead mice!) !

Just give me your card no. name, address, pin etc.. and I'll sort it out for you HTH

They said in commentary that City were 'dominant throughout' but I've just looked at the stats and we had 55% possession ! I don't go along with any conspiracy theory but they could at least have shown one attack surely ??

I understand that he left his poppy in his pocket from last week so it wasn't really a red card at all !

“The Treasury has flatly denied it is contemplating taking any action at this time" ! A quote from the same article !

If I were to bring out a record called ' Old, grumpy and White ' would this be classed as rascist ?

Thank feck for that, there will be widespread relief that the bogs may get fixed after all

Eurosaint : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERpjTWWUV6w

To be fair there was interest from that young lad from up north whose dad had just gone bankrupt, but I think that was it, hardly a queue of serious billionaires ?

He is one of the blokes in 'Men Behaving Badly' !

Don't you think that a very positive article such as this (or in any newspaper!) raises our profile and portrays us as a 'top class academy' which will surely help us attract the cream of the crop in the future ???

It's probably not funny for the Skates, just normal

Weston Super Saint - 30 Dubai Phil - love :) More to come ??

I used to work on the principle of 'Live and let Live' but maybe next time I'm at SMS should I look around for some faces I don't recognise and find a way to abuse them ? IMHO the word 'moronic' does not do justice to people who actually do think this way ! As there is no scale to assess Saints fanhood, I suggest that we all get on with life and be thankful that we have an interest which brings us pleasure !

FFS, it seems that some are still unaware of the legendary thread in the lounge !!

Quote from the News article : "I think the thing that attracted me to the club is that they have a five-year-plan. "That plan includes improving the infrastructure of the football club and getting hold of the training ground they own, to building on the academy, to setting up a recruitment policy where we can recruit from within as well as scouting them from across Europe and America." TBF, he has not set his sights particularly high, which, compared to the previous muppet is probably fairly realistic !

FWIW I do not think that a "complete brick wall for press inquiries" is beneficial to the club !!

There's a pub at the top of Firhill road with a parrot on a perch in the bar ! A guy went in and asked how the Thistle had got on that day and the parrot immediately answered "shame, they lost 2-0" ! The guy says to the barman "that's amazing, what does the parrot say when they win" ? The barman replies " I dunno, I've only been here for 2 years" ! (the old ones are the best!).

If the pain is more unbearable than the thought of paying 80k, just pay it !