eurosaint

Originally Posted by sfc1971 This is 100% and comes from a very very reliable contact. this is all alleged of course. You have to admire the fact that he got a direct contradiction into a single short sentence though, eh ??

http://www.portsmouth.co.uk/sport/pompey/pompey-past/great-matches/cotterill_praises_fantastic_fratton_park_faithful_on_pompey_exit_1_3155567 'Simply the bestest' ™ he said as he drove off into the sunset ! Uncle Avram famously said "they'll never take away our spirit" just before he took the West Ham dollar ! So great, you just gotta leave them, eh ?

Iam Onthedoleov Thicko Skatov Fixo Ladiesbogov Bluey Phewov Desperatius Relagatiov Bybye Steviecottov To name but six, please form an orderly queue comrades !!! :)

Will you please come back when you do have something to say ? Thank you.

This is a sad day for all us diehard Saints ! The Clot was 'manna from heaven' - thick, useless, bitter, twisted and a first rate pikey ! He will be sorely missed, especially for his classic after match interviews ! They'll struggle to find anyone who meets our criteria so well (Stuart Gray would be ok but apart from being useless he does not possess the other Skatal attributes that Snotrill had in spades! No doubt they will talk about O'Neill, Hughes, Devonshire etc. but realistically the best they can hope for is Dave Jones or O'Driscoll ! The hope of Burley, Tony Adams or Uncle Avram pitching up to help with refurbishing the toilets is probably just a pipedream as well ! Quite depressing really

Strange though that I am a happy bunny with a zest for life, whereas you are just a miserable f#cker, eh ??

You are going to regret that question Rallyboy, big time ! I can sense a 'Corpse Ho special' brewing as we speak :)

Nice to see that your legendary 'positive' outlook extends beyond football !!

I think he should stay ! Who else could have achieved what he has with a paperthin squad, the authorities picking on Pompey, referees biased against them, unlucky in most games etc, etc... The guy is an absolute genius but most impressively he never complains or makes excuses ! I will be heartbroken if he leaves ! Euroskate.

As back-handed compliments go, that is a belter !

I'd get straight down to the bookies if I were you !

That cannot be right ! Corp Ho says that the 'average' seat costs £26 !!!

The figure (widely quoted!) is £6 million per year ! Considering that many of the SA 2010 squad reckoned that they had no idea what he was on about most of the time, that seems just a 'tad' excessive ! Basically the FA bigwigs are clueless and the whole setup is a joke !!

I was in the Kingsland and heard everything ! TBF you didn't miss much !

Surely that is the whole point here, restrictions on free trade within the EU is what they are arguing about !

Quite smart for a Skatesse ! I wish her well, as I consider Sky are abusing what is not far short of a monopoly ! All IMHO of course !

Easy mistake to make, Chin , especially if you under strain ! Ps. the list of clowns is indeed very impressive, that's why Ho fits in so well !!

Fairly sure they do that at Arsenal (certainly used to !). Can get a bit complicated with names like Wojciech Szcesny but we should be ok, unless Bartosz Bialkowski is playing (and even that is not so difficult) !

Im pretty sure that Admin Andy was the first to divulge their earnings, maybe the Clot did also but I don't actually remember that ! It's all academic really, apart from to show how ill informed our resident Skate loony is (has anyone else heard that Fonte is on 19k and Jaidi 13k ?)

Does a great interview mind ! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWptErAWrmQ

Could we also have a ' Clot's excuses ' thread ? a) Bent ref ! b) Paperthin squad ! c) Tired ! d) Unlucky ! e) Tactical incompetence ! (maybe discard this one as it will never get used, eh?) etc, etc, etc, etc.......

I've been accused of having a snake in my pants but I don't like to boast :)

He's recently signed Huseklep, Varney, Benjani and Futacs, all of whom were touted as 'top' players, in addition he already had the highly acclaimed (highly paid, more like!) Kanu and Kitson ! The only 'tired' aspect yesterday was his after match interview but TBF he is changing course from blaming refs to now blaming the fixture lists ! The guy is a first class muppet, hope he stays there forever

My mate at Reading said that a few weeks ago ! They lost 2-0 !

My daughter's cat was called Rodney and his brother was Malcolm ! Just thought you'd all like to know that