Storrie, Chainrai, Gaydamak, Al Faraj and Al Fahim all sat at the table waiting for their hosts to arrive.
They hear a faint rumble, and look around nervously.
The rumble get's louder until the room starts to shake, knocking their brown paper bags over.
All of a sudden the wall opposite them caves in, and through it comes a German Panzer Tank, with Markus Liebherr poking out the top, a German helmet perched precariously on his big bald head.
"Sieg heill", he cries, before unloading 6 or 7 shells into them and backing out to watch the game.