Saint_clark

No I didn't Now you're confusing me - let's just move on before our heads implode.

And Glasgow has gone quiet. Coincidence?

Yes, but it's not pronounced "Thffffffurrock".

F*ck sake Puncheon. Scuffs it from 14 yards out.

The summariser at Eastleigh has a fantastic lisp, him saying "Thurrock" is brilliant.

"We don't want to give away too many free-kicks on the edge of our own box". Who DOES?

Yeah, that was thoughtful of them. Sounds like a great own-goal at Eastleigh though

Corner to Saints - Puncheon taking it. Headed away by Nelsen.

Barca and Real Madrid can't claim to be going to Wembley either. Merrington - "We got to be careful not to give away too many free-kicks just outside the 18 yard box". Genius.

Still not convinced Barnard and Lambert can play together but still a strong team. COYR.

Completely wrong on all counts IMO. Otsemobor is not as bad as people make out, and Lallana is one of the most committed players we have. His tracking back has been fantastic this season.

I like how you still found something to have a half-moan about now that Jaidi is in the side.

Crabby, give it a go from Northam block 41 please 10 rows from the front.

Or if the Prem don't let a takeover go through, I wonder if they will get praised for doing their job properly.

Rickie Lambert beat him, the cheeky f*cker came up with Grant Holt instead.

Perry is great but Fonte is much better.

Contrary to what you have been telling us all season. Make your mind up.

"All of us are in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars".

I do remember the different ticket stubs but I don't remember what they were for. Never really paid that much attention seeing as I didn't need them.

Change the record.

I live in Weymouth, straight off the train and either onto the shuttle buses if it's raining or walk straight to the ground.

I was never having a go at you mate, it was just too absurd a statement for me to believe at first.

Never knew about those to be honest. Maybe the new regime aren't aware that this deal used to be in place with the council?

There ARE free buses. From the station, at least.