Saint_clark

No, have faith in kelvin.

Bit of Turkish dancing

Alright, fúcking smartarse.

I think we should all wear shirts, jester hats, face paint and foam hands in his memory. And belt out the Cortese chant.

Don't be sad, it's a time for celebration! Ding dong, Turkish is dead...

What sort of a c*nt circumvents the swear filter? You're a f*cking disgrace.

Looks like we're keeping players on till mid 20s to see if they develop. Always used to be done like this, only been since the 2000s that players have been written off by 18/19.

I think that'd be a mistake and have the opposite affect.

Living in Weymouth, the idea of not being able to stand on the harbourside with a pint in a shirt and shades whilst watching England embarrass us all is just weird.

Also Monreal has been ahead of Gibbs at left back most of this season.

How do you know it doesn't until you apply for a new job, get said job and perform to a lower standard? Try it out and let us know what happens. We could be onto something here.

After reading that article, if Hodgson leaves out all Liverpool players because he thinks they need a rest it's a f*cking disgrace.

Harrison Reed? Disclaimer - I do not believe Reed will get a call up, just answering the question "who else is left".

Well then you'd think it'd be Forster, Clyne and Bertrand, which wouldn't be surprising.

Should shut up a lot of people slating him.

What if they've had over 15? Do the opposition get extras? What if both teams have had over 15? Think it through man, you're talking nonsense!

So he turns them all into James Milners then, decent at everything but not standing out at anything.

We've only had two as well, don't hear us b*tching about it.

Best manager - Koeman Keeper - Niemi Foreigner - Schneiderlin Atmosphere - MK Dons, second leg of JPT Southern Area Semi Final (people who weren't there won't understand...) Best game - Not sure what you mean by best, most entertaining? If so then the 4-3 against Norwich, or the 8-0 V Sunderland. goal scored by a Saints player - Tough one, lots of contenders. Probably a tie between Pelle V QPR and Walcott V Luton. Most memorial match - Similar to best game I guess? But the match i'm sure will live most vividly in my memory is the game V Coventry. funniest moment - Before we were relegated to league one we had James Brown - I Feel Good as our goal celebration music (cringe). First game after he passed away, a boring 0-0 slowly petering out and "WHOA - I feel good.....WHOA" blasts out over the tannoy. Pretty funny. Not much funny stuff has happened at St Marys. Not like at Pompey in the NPC, when the announcer said "And now, the grand prize....ONE HUNDRED AND TWELVE POUND....". Cue lots of laughter and p*ss taking from the Saints end, including chants of "now you can buy the club".

Nice to see him keeping Lallana in his pocket.

Indeed. But the fact that the next two weeks see United V Liverpool and Liverpool V Arsenal is encouraging, surely. That's a bare minimum of 6 points dropped by rivals.

Horror season! You dismiss me mentioning players like Hazard because they contribute goals and assists to the team and JWP doesn't, but I first mentioned players like Hazard because they had less assists than him. Hmmmm... As for - Well set-piece taking, for one. But even ignoring that what a ridiculous thing to say. No squad in the world is full of players who are the best at one particular thing - there aren't enough attributes for a footballer for that to be the case!

Big lad who will certainly command respect! Good luck to him. He's quite often tweeting about Saints.

I've mentioned it a few times and none of them have seen it. And yes, but that's not the point at all. Don't ask me to explain the point as I can't really be arsed when you'll just miss it again.