Golden Balls

Someone at the pub said he should have got to the first goal and that he didn't make an effort to get to it. It was clear he was trying to stand up to Sterling. If he goes down too early then Sterling will just dink it over him. Which he was clearly considering when he stuttered slightly. Otherwise he didn't have much to do. His kicking wasn't fantastic, but we knew that. Good to see he's happy to kick with both feet though.

Someone at the pub said he should have got to the first goal and that he didn't make an effort to get to it. It was clear he was trying to stand up to Sterling. If he goes down too early then Sterling will just dink it over him. Which he was clearly considering when he stuttered slightly. Otherwise he didn't have much to do. His kicking wasn't fantastic, but we knew that. Good to see he's happy to kick with both feet though.

According to the skate that sent it to me, it's going to be part of the tesco development. That's about all I could make out between him gushing about them being a sleeping giant, debt free and being able to easily sell out 30k in L2. Also, they're down to 10 men. Obviously the ref couldn't handle the MASSIVE crowd. Lol.

Danny Welbeck to Hull? HCDAJFU!

What's this I hear about Fratton getting a new stand? Are they getting slightly carried away....again?

Vlaar and Redmond

Was always injury/illness prone.

Good luck to him. Played a huge part in our rise in such a small amount of time. Met him once and had a good chat, really really nice bloke!

Don't want the skates. We have nothing to gain. Win and it's expected. Lose and it's impossible to ever live down.

God I miss that place

Probably already been posted but can't be arsed to check. New chant for him -

His dad is being a right prat on twitter

Soooooo.....Florin Gardos?

Shock horror, not everyone likes to do the same thing as you. Let people moan about food, or lack of. Why moan about people moaning about something you apparently don't care about?

So true. I know a few skates and during their PL years and our L1 days, I'd have them all over my Facebook and twitter as well as texts and voicemails when they'd been drinking. Yet, as soon as they begin to lose they bugger off and pretend it's not happening. One of them in particular was a "huge fan" home and away, cup final and even went away to a European game. Since PL relegation he's only been to one game. When they played us at Fratton. Asked him about it and his genuine reply was "nah, it's **** now. I'll wait until we're good again before I get another season ticket"

Who was that Brazilian striker we were linked with last summer? Did he turn out any good?

Yep. The Twente one was sung loads at Bournemouth. Tadic gave a wave to the Saints fans singing it when he was lining up a free kick. Only heard the Lallana one twice, and once was in response to the AFCB fans singing Lallanas name.

Well I've moved house so not a lot I can do. Changed all my details on everything (driving licence, council, keepers certificate etc) on the day I moved. Just have to hope Im not unlucky to get taken to court I guess. As I'll never know. I've actually received another one today. From ParkingEye this time. I hear they actually do take people to court since 2012. Not everyone obviously. So not sure if ignoring this one is the best way to go...?

Stay up? If we sign all of them I'd hope we'd be aiming for at least a top half finish.

So that confirms he has handed one in then.

He'll be sold now... "He was a toxic influence" "Koemans decision" He's blown the chance of being captain though.

He wants a reaction and attention. Unfortunately, people give him it.

Can't see it being so unbelievably bad that we'd have to sell 7 top players. 2-3 maybe even 4, but not 7.

@Rebecca_L_Coles: #saintsfc Ronald Koeman is hoping to sign 19-year-old midfielder Serge Gnabry and 22-year-old full-back Carl Jenkinson from Arsenal #AFC

I'd bloody love him back with a good backer.