The Cat

I'm going to Nandos in West Quay later. If he's not in there we'll know the whole thing is made up nonsense.

Bearsy going on about grapefruit has reminded me how minging they are. Even if they were crossed with Lucy Pinder's pussy they'd still be grim.

Pears are rank. Plums erratic, when they are nice they can be a thing of beauty but more often than not the supermarket ones stay hard for 3 weeks before turning horrid. Everything else is great, especially the freshly picked raspberries that you eat before paying for at pick your own places.

I normally wipe mine on the trouser leg of the bloke next to me.

Front page of the Daily Mail today. They even included a big picture of a lion in case anyone wasn't aware what one looked like. Joke of a paper.

It will be tight, and then with 25 to go we'll bring on the cavalry and win 3-0.

Federici has made far worse mistakes than Davis in his 2 games, and many would have said he was the outstanding keeper in the Championship last season. I think Davis is ok for this league but if a better option becomes available for the right price then we should make a move either now or in January.

Exciting times, well at least until he goes on strike at the end of the season to force a move to Man City.

5 of my 7 won today. Spurs and Sheff Utd let me down. Assholes.

But it wasn't his fault we lost. And nor did he play badly.

Bad turn out on our part. We should be selling out at home for the first game no matter how many the away side bring.

We don't win so people blame Guly. Haha. Well done. Today proved that Premiership teams are more clinical and that when you lose possession you don't get it back for 3 minutes. I thought we started well but faded and Wigan mostly took us out the game in the second half. Oh well.

I can't wait to pick up my half Saints half Wigan foam hand from outside the ground before kick off.

Personally I thought he was our least effective player on Sunday so have no qualms about him losing his place. I didn't see him pre season so can't comment on that.

Chance of heavy showers tomorrow. That will cut the number of walk ups because loads of people in Southampton don't have coats or umbrellas.

Sorry but that's ridiculous. I hope you wore it over your jumper for full effect.

Deviation. Infraction for this post.

Really? I was under the impression everyone I knew went because they support Saints and want to follow them regardless of if they are on tv or playing more than halfway up the country. Also the only time I heard anyone singing "We're only here for" was when we were singing "We're only here for Southampton". If you are that bothered about going to the Emirates then just take a trip up there when they are playing a league cup game and get in for £15 or whatever.

No idea.

You'll make the exception as long as she allows you admission eh?

Reckon we'll see Lambert in for Puncheon with Guly on the right, and Davis in for Ward-Prowse. Same formation. Hopefully with Moses buggering off Wigan will be despondant and we'll give them a hiding.

Looks like she's a God botherer. Therefore surely she'd love nothing more than a day at St Mary's singing "Oh When the Saints". Although as a day tripper she might not get much of a welcome from TCM.

No one's using me to wipe their butt. Unless they are paying of course. I have to find a way of paying for away games somehow.

Bologna just trying to squeeze more money out of us. In my opinion we are playing this right and waiting until they cave in and sell because they need the cash.

I was only 5 then, so for me this could be the best. I tend to forget the average age of the users of this site is quite high.