The Cat

Oh pants

2-2. Cu.nts.

Is Paddy Crerand co commentator? Hahaha, they haven't lost at home in the league for 25 months.

Liquid football 2-1.

To me it looks like Ben Reeves is the best player on the pitch.

Delicious cross from Reeves after good work from De Ridder and 2ft 5" Jake Sinclair outjumped their centre back to score a header.

Accurate quick throws too. GOOOAAALLLL!!!!!

De Ridder's done nothing even in this game to suggest he should be in the first team squad.

Ohhh, good effort from Reeves, just over. How much did Man Utd pay for Bebe? Anything more than about £20 and they got conned!

One more noticeable thing is that our team is pretty tiny. We seem to be producing a conveyer belt full of small blonde players.

Watching this now. Their commentators are being quite complementary about us but then we are controlling the game so they should be. Borus just pulled out a couple of decent saves. Their goal was a deflection.

My Palace mate was calling for Dougie Freedman to go after they lost to Watford and Bristol City. 6 wins and a draw out of the last 7 games and he's now a great manager. Funny how quickly perceptions change.

No way. Supermarket Sweep was epic. My choices: Chris Moyles (self important, unfunny bafoon) Michael Macintyre (most riduculously overrated 'comedian' of all time) Phil Jupitus (if there's a joke that needs to be dragged outside and flogged to death he's your man) Liam Gallagher (grade A cock whose main 'talent' appears to be whining tunelessly into a microphone)

Pretty impressed with him considering his age. Will be interesting to see if he continues developing and improving and turns out to be a top class keeper.

Haha. I'm only jealous because I can't grow a mullet on my folically challenged head. Back on topic - we can't sell out because despite all the media hype to the contrary the Premier League isn't exciting and is ridiculously overpriced in a recession. Even Man City, champions of our country had a bunch of empty seats clearly visible on MOTD. Personally I was of the opinion that we would easily sell out most games this season. Looks like I was wrong.

A game that could go any way. They really aren't all that but then neither are we. I'll plump for another 2-2.

Well done to pap for ignoring the matchday forum dress code and wearing a football shirt, a pair of jeans he bought in 1995 and what clearly looks like a wig.

Just like the England team, it matters not a jot who is captain. It's not like certain players will stop shouting and communicating with their team mates just because they aren't wearing the armband. It's largely a symbolic role and I have no problem with our longest serving player wearing it. As for the game we were good first half by allowed Fulham to gain momentum in the second and an equaliser always looked on the cards. Good to see us fighting until the end to grab a point. We could easily have gone 2-0 up; Puncheon hitting the post from 3 yards didn't help, nor did Lambert missing a couple of chances you'd back him to stick in the net.

Won 2-1. Watched a bit of it, we were decent. Wish I'd have realised it was on earlier, would have taken my nipper down.

He was a postman a while back. Turned up to deliver the mail at one place I worked about 10 years ago which me and my Saints supporting boss found pretty amusing. Aside from that he was a regular fixture in the crowd at the Rose Bowl with a pint in his hand. Haven't seen him for a good few years though.

Although to be fair I'm wondering whether I really can be fu.cked to drive all the way to Leeds for a midweek Milk Cup (or whatever it's called now) game. Typical part time supporter that I am.

You forget the 8000 odd of us who went to the Sheff Weds game now have priority for this match. I'm going down the ticket office at 3am to queue up early just to make sure.

Current job - Gay porn star Desired job - Heterosexual porn star Doing a few blokes up the cacker a few times a month isn't that bad as I know one day I'll have 6 hot babes noshing me off at once.

Presumably Lallana won't be playing today having started his 2 weeks paternity leave?

Keown probably didn't do the line ups anyway, some junior hack or work experience kid in the office would have been given that job. As for Lambert/Holt similarities they are both good in the air and slow, but that's it. Lambert plays wider, had better touch, vision, technique and passing ability. You could just as easily draw a comparison between Lambert and Teddy Sheringham, but no one does.