The Cat

I was in the Archers. Ball seemed to hang in the air for ages. Cue utter bedlam and mass disbelief.

Cork didn't score when we had him on loan either. Must have played 75 odd games for us, mostly in midfield with 0 goals.

With his non stop running I'd play him alongside Yoshida at CB. He could defend and play LM at the same time. Ok he's a bit small but he does jump quite high and the communication at the back would improve. Fonte could then be freed up to play in front of the back 4.

Tadanari Lee could do a job there. But probabaly not a very good one.

I flew to Newcastle from Bristol last season for the Boro game. Parked on the street in a village 10 minute walk away. Was all very easy.

Steve beat me to it. Pah.

I know a Blackburn season ticket holder and asked him about Dann. He said he's too slow even for most Championship teams and he'd be happy to be shot of him.

Because we were the first match of the season and therefore a Category A game.

They hardly took any fans to QPR and that's their nearest game.

Fix up, Luke Shaw We don't have to play Danny Fox anymore Ohhh To the tune of Fix up, Look Sharp by Dizzee Rascal.

You have to pay a few quid return. I believe you can park in the Harvester near the ground for a fee. Away fans can go in but last time I was there a few choice locals were trying to kick off with the Saints fans. There is street parking but it'll be at least 20 minutes walk.

Having missed Liverpool and taking one for the family on Boxing Day I'm very much looking forward to this.

It's actually a huge banana and the other end is coming out of her butt.

Maybe we should do the Gangnam Style music and then shout "Lukey Shaw" where the lyrics should go while Sammy the Saint dances on the touchline seeing as everyone ****ing enjoyed it so much.

The irony of someone who never goes to games suggesting how the fans that do should sing songs.

Would we sell out for it? We didn't against Man Utd which was a bigger game considering we were in a lower league at the time.

Any team in your own league is a dull draw because we will be playing them twice this season anyway. Much prefer a team we haven't played before and a trip to a new ground. If we charge around £30 a ticket for this I won't be going.

Ostemobor just scored the winner for MK Dons. Pity, AFC Wimbledon away would have been fun.

I watched a stream but had the kids so didn't pay full attention. I'm never glad to miss attending a game, but some of the comments on here about the atmosphere and stewards plus the rip off prices make me less bothered than I was at 3pm yesterday.

Alfreton away beacuse it's the only team that I have no idea where it is. Dorchester away would be good too.

maybe he could play in goal!! Roflcopter.

The real fans are drinking 3 pints of ale and eating a pie while smoking in the toilets.

His funny run was most evident in the first half after Shaw shoulder barged Snodgrass off the ball. Holt then steamed around the pitch after the ball like a madman for a minute until his legs gave up. I also liked it when he punched the ball into the floor in frustration after having his header saved. He's really not that good and anyone who has ever suggested he should play for England is a plank.

The last 2 games they've had slightly older people shooting for goal. Last night the one in the white top who missed twice from no distance was a woman. Dancing mascots and women in the relay. What is happening to our club?