The Cat

Nick does know a lot of people in and around the club so could be right.

I don't mind him but he's made of biscuits and every time he seems to play well for a few games he gets injured and then shunted to the back of the queue.

Noticed recently that Matty has been lured into promoting CBD on Twitter. Nothing against it as a pain treatment but he seems to have gone in hard and quick on it.

Horrendous band. The singer is in a new band called Jealous Nostril (yes, really) who are playing the Joiners next month if you want to avoid that.

The Killers are firmly in the landfill section as far as I'm concerned. I'd have a load of confusing noise and hardcore blaring out over the tannoy. That would wake up the fans and get them in the mood. Or maybe in a mood.

Apparently there was a release clause for Mac Allister. Really can't see a way Brighton would have sold him for that amount especially after their firm stance with players in the last couple of windows. Have to remember they bought him young and probably never expected him to turn out as he has.

Maybe we should just get AI to write some new chants for us like the Liverpool one for Mac Allister which is being shared around WhatsApp groups.

I like the change of thread title. Is Ched Evans suddenly a left field replacement on the GMB sofa?

They also have the luxury of being in London and being able to attract a load of tourists to fill the stadium. When we beat them 3-1 when Tadic scored the ground was half empty with 10 minutes to go as the tourists drifted off home early.

Surely the defender should have wiped Noble out there and taken a red card?

It's normally the B team who play them.

Maybe we should provide the lyrics to new chants in the programme like Spurs used to, or even better flash them up on the screens during the game so people can sing along. Of all the songs listed the Cedric one was the best because it was original, although did lose marks for the cringeworthy last line. We desperately need some new songs but that's been a problem for years. We've had good players in that time who had been with the club a long time but never got a song yet Livramento had 3 after being here 5 minutes which is very strange.

It was also 7 a side and the teams featured current, ex and guest players. Do some basic fact checking Alex before posting shit.

Don't look much like veterans either. I was expecting a bunch of old blokes, some of who had put on a bit of timber.

The video they had on the screens this year was horrendous. So bad they actually ditched it with a few games to go. There weren't many goals to show so half the highlights were of scuffed shots or mishit passes edited together with players doing those silly badge kisses or pointing in a weird way all played over a shitty rock song. Liked last season's one though, plenty of old highlights working through the last 50 years or so.

Fair enough, I forgot he left.

Yet they booked the Stones a few years ago when it was common knowledge that Bill Wyman had been fucking a 14 year old. I guess that's ok though because he's in a famous band.

People who have B055 or CE0 as part of their numberplate. Personalised ones already indicate you are a massive fuckwit but a special place in hell is reserved for these cunts.

Live shot of 2 new signings having a kick about on the pitch before their photo shoot