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Any chance you could post this every 5 minutes just in case we forget how awful he is? Cheers

Seagulls!!

And I thought my logic was warped... ;-)

Poll mods...?

Sounds like you might get there before the players... @TomCoull: Watching @MrSimonWilliams plan Middlesbrough travel. He found a flight that leaves on Thursday, goes via Jersey, and arrives in June. Great.

Still working here on ye olde iPhone. Latest update was a couple of days ago - they've changed the account access screen(s) but still working OK.

Stringfellows? HMRC? Saints Hospitality? Am I warm?

No, that was one of his colleagues

The News journos showing that their wit holds no bounds... @pn_neil_allen: RT @pn_steve_wilson: Just heard @pn_neil_allen allowed in press box for #Pompey game. But he's going there by bus and via Southampton to meet all his new pals...

I feel more confident about a result against Reading than I did against Pompey and Crystal Palace. So........ Saints 3 Reading 1 (Guly, Lambert, Sharp)

That's given me an idea for the next matchday thread....

http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/arsenal-to-visit-malaysia-on-summer-tour

Source? Cheers :-)

I've just had a quick skim read through a selection of newspaper reports and not one is anywhere near as glowing as the praise on here. But I guess that's not surprising. A winning side's fans are always going to accentuate the positives. Of course, the reverse happens when we lose...

It's a Sean Connery Scottish accent all the way for me. Right up there with 'quails eggs'

Premier League it is then...never any doubt...

Yes

4 points from Pompey and Palace. That'll do nicely

4 mins

Guly just wide. De Ridder on for Chaplow

How slow is this last 10 minutes going FFS?!

Lol

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