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IIRC, we continued with our Dutch pre-season fixtures last season after Koeman had departed (?)

That's a grand idea sir. You're so much better at this football forum malarkey than me

Bit harsh on Corbyn and McDonnell that IMO #schticktastic

Yes, I know it's a biased Tory website.... etc etc.... but here's Corbyn doing an Abbott on the radio this morning... https://order-order.com/2017/05/30/corbyn-self-destructs-on-womans-hour/ Edit: oops, beaten to it by my fellow nasty Tory chum

Actually, I take back my original prediction. I now reckon there will be a hung parliament with an anti-Tory coalition being formed. (yes, I know most of the 'anti-Tory' parties have ruled out forming such a coalition but this is politicians we're talking about here...) p.s. does anyone know if this reverse psychology malarkey stands any chance of succeeding....?

What was his hairstyle like back in 2011?

Are you trying to suggest that using a change in hairstyle as an analogy for changing her political views wasn't the wisest of moves, per chance...?

You could always do what at least one poster has done in the past: get banned and then re-register under a new name...

It'll be a sad day for those of us that like to see stock photos of match day hotels though

If the recent polls are anything to go by (yes, I know... "polls"... chortle... etc), it's beginning to look like this prophecy might not have been as bonkers as it first seemed...

I'll see your Clyne and raise you Lovren and Alderweireld.

You genuinely haven't worked that out yet...?

https://southamptonfc.com/news/2017-05-25/southampton-2017-retained-list-players-released

How much would it cost us to buy out his contract as CEO of AC Milan?

We could club together and buy you one of those new fangled telephone device gizmos so that you could phone and ask them now?

Make up your mind...

Sounds like something a referee might say after looking back at a replay

If they were a true and decent "community" club, they would all waive the repayment and pass it on to the creditors of the previous football club who lost 96 pence in the pound, just so that a new football club could emerge #oinkoinkflapflap

Are you as sure about that as those numpties that thought we'd finish 8th this season?

Hurry up then...

Agree. Having the UA logo on the sleeves looks more balanced and less overcrowded.

#schtickpirate

For a few it is. Some are even 'clever' enough to plant seeds on both sides of an argument so that can refer back to either at a later date and play their 'told you so' card...

Pompey fans in selectively airbrushing history shocker