SuperMikey

LOL at Heskey! Shame Jagielka isn't fit, because he'd be my first choice to replace Rio.

Will you all SHUT THE F*CK UP about f*cking installment plans? Christ!

Viva La Revolution! I did really want to go to that gig though

Got to say, Reading was great in 08. Rage, Metallica and Tenacious D were all brilliant. Reading is such a sh1t festival though, not allowed to take your own drink inside, extortionate prices and security Nazis patrolling the campsites like Auschwitz. Still had a great time with my mates though, even if it was warm Strongbow all weekend....gag. And to top it all off, I made £120 with a couple of my mates collecting paper cups that people had thrown away and recycling them at the bar during The Killers because they were sh1t. 30p a cup, yes please!

Apparently he was going to be given a £5m transfer budget for this season as well...LOL!

PM Ludwig, he'll know.

Reading the eyewitness reports in the Independent today, one man saw him with the sniper rifle and it certainly sounded like the real deal, none of your cheapo knock-off Chinese imports. Full length, massive barrell, fully kitted out with scopes and sights and everything...chilling to think that anybody could go out and buy a gun like that.

Certainly fits in with the new 'Bewbs Board' moderated by Master Bates that's going to be set up.

Do it in the evening, get some beers in, some marker pens and the people who are the most interested in the competition. Alternatively, pay me £30 and i'll do it for you

--------------------HART---------------------- JOHNSON-----TERRY-----FERDINAND-----A.COLE --------BARRY----LAMPARD-----GERRARD------- MILNER----------------------------------J.COLE -------------------ROONEY--------------------- Lampard playing a free role, Barry covering defence and Gerrard tucking in behind Rooney.

Make one! Good bonding exercise for the office. Use the BBC fixture list as a guide.

The 13 year old sh1tbag will be sat at the back eating the smoked salmon sandwiches that mummy packed for him.

I've seen Abbey Clancy do nasty things with another girl - fact. 10000% sure i'm not the only person on here to have seen it either!

I'm so p1ssed off that I didn't get tickets for this gig, i've been a Rage fan for years and love all their songs, and now my ticket for this gig is going to go to some 13 year old sh1tbag who heard their song on the radio once and is going to go with his two best friends Humphrey and Percival. Seriously f*cks me off. F*cking hell. Love the lineup too, Roots Manuva is quality! Perhaps not best suited for a Rage concert, but GOGOL F*CKING BORDELLO!? I was even more p1ssed off about not going when I saw the support acts.

Vassell is 29 ffs! Hardly ancient! I see what you're saying, we need to be looking at young, promising talents, but what I think we really need is a team of cool, experienced heads. I hate to say it, but we should be doing something like P*mpey did when they got promotion, sign experienced players on free transfers who can help guide the club up. P*mpey signed the likes of Tim Sherwood, Arjan de Zeeuw and Paul Merson on frees and dominated the CCC, then built on that by signing better, younger players when they had reached their goal. Now, i'm not saying we should sign a whole bunch of ex-Prem crocked 38 year olds, but players that we've been linked with like George Boateng or even someone like Lee Carsley would be fantastic for us at this level, as they've both played at arguably the highest level of domestic football in the world for years. The same goes for the likes of Vassell, he played in the Prem for teams like Man City and Aston Villa for over a decade and made 265 Premiership appearances, and was an integral part of the England team in the 2002 World Cup and qualifying fixtures afterwards. Simeon Jackson on the other hand had a good 1/2 season, but faded away and didn't look half the player he promised in those first few months. I agree that Jackson is more comfortable with this level of football, but we're trying to build a team to take us to the Premiership, and i'm not sure how a bunch of L1 and L2 journeymen could do that as quickly as ML and NC want. We need players who have experience at CCC and beyond if we want to go up this coming season and be serious play-off contenders in the next after that. Also, Vassell has recently mutually terminated his contract with Ankaragucu so he's on a free, whereas Jackson could prove to be quite costly, Gillingham were talking in millions in January, which is a big risk for a player who's only had one season above L2 level.

P*mpey have today turned down a 'derisory' offer of £300k for Tommy Smith from Rangers. I didn't think they were in a position to be negotiating over transfers (or offering contracts to players either). Surely the money from this transfer could go some way to paying back the creditors? Would've thought it'd be in the best interests of AA's superiors to get as much of their money back as possible, and £300k is certainly better than £0 if P*mpey end up going bust.

Patch 10.3 is the latest one, released in mid-February.

Possibly the best thing i've ever seen on YouTube...

Saw this on the news earlier, not the kind of thing that happens often in the UK. Anyone know what kind of gun he was using, because a local pub owner on Sky News earlier said that she'd been told that his gun had a 2 mile radius or something? Sniper Rifle or something of the sort would be pretty f*cking hard to come by in Cumbria!

Benadryl usually does the trick for me, otherwise i'm a snivelling, sneezing, scratching, red-eyed wreck.

Well deserved with the amount of tickets I bought

Thought i'd got it all wrong, trying to explain Lost on 4 hours sleep isn't a great idea really...

Heskey and Vassell are two different types of players, you can't really compare them. Jackson was good against us, but he faded away in the second half of the season like Beckford did. I'd personally take Vassell over Jackson, but I can see why others would want Jackson.

You don't get 22 England caps if you're that bad though... Agree that Jackson is more established at this level and would probably be more comfortable playing in L1, but we're talking about building a team to take us to the Prem, and Jackson flattered to deceive sometimes last season, whereas Vassell has spent most of his career playing in the Prem.

Flash Forward was sh!t anyway.