Hatch

Is this the Tim Vine appreciation thread

Barcelona for me. Still not totally convinced that RM have a really great defence.

Need to really dig in on the 4th day. Had a bloody heart attack when that first ball hit Straussys pads.

oh ****ing helll

really excited.

Someone hit my car and left a great big dent while it was left at the tube station car park. The car that hit me was red. A few days later I saw a red car in the car park with damage to it and also the exact same paint marks on it as the colour of my car. By some miracle, must have been a stray pigeon or something, their car seemed to have 2 broken wing mirrors and a effing great big dent in the drivers door later that day.

eight hours to go

is that who it was?? He lives just down the road from me.

If Brighton is full of gays, and they were all at the football. Statistically that means 100% of aways fans are gay. Hands up who is going to Hartlepool?

Wasn't me. No sireee.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-11827202 Well, it's not there any more as local yoof have spray painted over it. I bet the property owner is well chuffed. (assuming it was a genuine Banksy)

have I ever told you how lovely you look?

and I have all day out of office meetings. Extraordinary!

You Can see my building, But I sit on the other side, so you can't zoom in through the window and see me.

LOL. This is good. Also, Lallana or Chamberlain might fit into this tune/song Ra Ra Rasputin, lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra Ra Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on

Dave Watson surely.

Conditionally done. Conditions being , I get 30 mins alone with the wife if he wins.

This, the protest would last about 5 mins before petering out

sometimes I feel guilty getting paid loads when I basically do f-all and arse about on the internet all day NB. thats a genuine comment, not a **** take

I wonder what ever happened to him.

Not only did this tosser miss, but he also gave away a free kick. You need to wait for replay to see the true horror

Nick Holmes Marcus

Got quite a few, recently bought a compiliation book, and as said above, perfect bog reading material. I love them.

No.