Hatch

Big Boobs and low cut tops

4/10 . 4 were lucky

James Brown - Rio - Upson - Bridge Theo- Lamps - Barry Gerrard Rooney - Defoe

Last summer, came off my bike over the handlebars. I didn't want to graze my hands so I used my face. Knocked myself out, 3 days in hospital and 22 stitches to sew my face back on. It was on my wedding anniversary as well, the wife had the right hump with me.

The 90 yr olds in the audience wont understand his humour.

Don't care, just been sat in meeting for 4 hours , come out and there is nothing to eat. Nothing at all. Zilch.

running out of biscuits

Durleys £50s are only worth £9.

If they've booked with Easyjet , the airport will be 200 miles from Madrid anyway, so may get lucky and land in exactly the right place.

Binoculars

What is that?

Any habitual criminal, however petty. Thieiving, violence and the like.

That was just a rumour.

It does look a bit like a bloke I used to work with called Dave.

Jesus

Eli Manning

There are plenty of people who deserve to be murdered.

someone got laid.

Got fukced. 8/10

kcuf knows... Don't know where we are staying, the 'itinerary', or anything. I just shelled out ****s loads of cash to the best man, no questions asked.

Going on a stag weekend in a few hours to Bournemouth. Fri - Sun ----> Drinking very heavily, strippers, extras etc etc

Isn't he speculating rather than being specific?

Mutton dressed as lamb. or something.

LOL. love it. That is now part of my vocabulary.