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Ah page 2060, precisely the year Portsmouth will finally escape their League Two hell.

£5/6 million for Ings in compo or £10 million for Austin? Rather have Austin, just. Having a Saints fan on the playing staff does appeal though, and he's younger too. Is he big enough for Liverpool though? Can't be worse than Ballotelli though. I wonder if Burnley will try and get Rickie in exchange...

Bloody hell, and 'Arry said he didn't have enough players. Billy Bullshytter.

Ok, ok, chill out bra-h. Oh, and £10 million for Cabaye? Yes please.

I can't remember if we've ever had a keeper with a funny name, but then I have a really bad mammary.

The left back at Hull, Robertson, wasn't bad this season, but we don't need a left back, so it's moot. There's not many I'd have from Villa either. Delph perhaps and Benteke. Guzan as a fill in for Forster while he's out perhaps. I wonder if we'll "pad out the squad" now we're in Europa with a few more players than we otherwise would have on the books, in spite of the powers that be insisting youth will be given a chance next season. Will be an exciting summer.

I'm off to visit the Nou Camp in July for a tour. What chances Barcelona get demoted to the Europa qualifiers?

Looking forward to Europa. We deserved this. Lets hope we can progress and at least get to the group stages, if not further.

Walcott and Ox in exchange for Mané and Morgan is a proposal my colleague just gave me. I said no. Would you accept if wages weren't an issue?

Fag in hand... ;-)

We don't want any Hull style goals either.

:-) I should probably say Villa can be dangerous and it'll be a tight but I can honestly see Arsenal's class shine through and them whipping Villa like we did the other week.

By the end of the day, I hope I bloody love Arse.

Soooooooo, today is the day! Come on Arsenal, make your class show. I think qualifying for the Europa will be a step forward for us, even if we're relying on another team to get there. I'd rather we got Europe than not. That said, I have had a little back up flutter on Villa winning the cup, should the worst happen...

Cheeky ****ers. Well done Saints for rejecting that atrocious offer. He's worth twice that, more if you take the Glen Johnson fee into account.

Well it's hypothetical anyway, and yes we wouldn't do so well as this season without a fit Forster, but if it meant keeping the likes of Morgan, Clyne, Toby and Wanyama or whoever else we might lose this summer, I'd be tempted to take that. Ideally keeping the the squad exactly as it is, bar the chaff like Osvaldo, Mayuka, Ramirez et al, and adding a keeper, Attacking midfielder and a forward would make us undoubted top 4 material. Won't happen though.

If there were no "outs", I'd accept that! We usually sign our first player when I'm on holiday, as happened with Lovren. It'll be a bit earlier this year if Koeman stays. June 12th.

Read the title and instantly thought Wanyama. My other pick though was Mané, as he falls over quite a bit. Hey ho.

£12.7 million for the Dutch Xavi makes me think he's no Xavi, but still £12.7 million for any player isn't much anymore. Based on past signings he's definitely in our price range.

Although I see United are looking for a defensive midfielder now. Not beyond the realms of possibility.

Wife happy. Shame though, it'll be tougher to sign Redmond now!

I have a very nervous wife sitting next to me. I am keeping my mouth shut.

They have Walker, Dier and Yedlin. They're really overloading on right backs if that is true.

Pellé's is there, Long's isn't. I personally prefer Pellé's goal anyway. Reckon Adam's will win it.

Brendan Rodgers gets the sack and almost immediately ends up at West Ham. You heard it here first.