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I was surprised he got called up in the first place - but he did make the most of it. The trouble is it was at a time when England were short on strikers through injury, but even then I'm surprised Rickie started ahead of Defoe, and in-form players like Agbonlahor haven't been picked. IF Rickie can have a good season for us, and when I say good I mean goal-scoring, playing regularly good, then he has a chance. Otherwise, sadly, there's more chance of Lallana, Shaw or Clyne surprising us by going to Brazil.

Jordan Turnbull has a squishy face. If I may be so bold as to say. If it isn't racist. Or facist. Or whatever nonsense the PC brigade may have me up on.

Ward-Prowse, Isgrove, Rowe? Our aim is to have half the team made up of academy players - unless we bring our own youngsters through and give them a chance in the first team, this aim won't be realised. Bringing in Zaha on loan blocks the path for one of these lads to try to make a first team spot their own. Ward-Prowse may not be the same type of player admittedly, but he's shown that bringing academy players through is viable if they're good enough. I'd rather give Ward-Prowse a regular spot in the first team than bringing in Zaha on loan. While I do think we lack creativity as a team, the youngsters could be the answer to that problem. Hopefully we keep trying them out in cup matches to see how their progress as footballers is coming along.

I wondered where this bad boy got it from. Incidentally, I reckon Noah was from Portsmouth, and had a diddle with the carp - which is how we got mermen and mermaids of modern times.

Worst exit from a carp ark was when a biblical flood killed them all.

Come to think of it, I've already got a mug I dip my penis into... ...she married me.

I'm going to take Zrub mi loda as "Give me Ice Cream" and use it on a Polish girl working in Ben and Jerry's.

Without reading the responses to this, I would have to say an England win. Now in the past I've ranted that I'm a Saints fan first and an England fan a very distant second, but winning tomorrow and qualifying for the World Cup would be huge for England, and will give us all something to look forward to next summer. It's still early in the season (for Saints) and a loss against Man Utd is no big deal. It's a question of timing. If Man Utd vs Saints was the last game of the season, and we needed a win to qualify for the Champions League or something, then of course I would pick a Saints win. In this context though, at this time of the season, an England win tomorrow is paramount.

Would I take him? No. We should be nurturing our own youngsters, not borrowing Uniteds, making them better and sending them back. Buy - Hell yes. Loan? Hell no.

Out of sheer need to know, I used that on translate, and got "Give me Ice Cream". From the context of the post, I suggest this is not the correct translation...

If we can get the same money we paid for him, and are willing to go out and sign a better replacement in January, I'm all for it. But we're lacking in creativity as it is. I personally think Ramirez just needs a run in the team. I'm all for sentiment but I feel we should be playing Osvaldo OR Lambert, not both, and not let sentiment get in the way if it's Lambert that is dropped. Ramirez and Osvaldo working together at their best up front? Now THAT sounds good. Will we ever see it? Doubtful, but there's always hope.

Soon rhymes with c*on, which I'm led to believe is a racist term. Naughty boy.

That's disgraceful. You could get cold sores or something. Imagine a Hitler-like 'stache rash when you're trying to pull the females. Not on. We will happy drink their juices, but wiping it on one's face? That's a no-no.

The worst thing a man said to me after sex was "and if you tell anyone about this, I'll kill ya."

I wash my hands after sex. Which sounds overly cautious, until you realise I'm mildly OCD and wash my hands even when I get out of the shower. It's nothing to do with the wife's stinky pussy.

We should've signed Robert Ullathorne, Abel Xavier and Boris Zivkovic. Aside from the fact they're all rubbish and Zivkovic was a skate.

Idiakez...

I can cheat at this, because I have Duncan's "Alphabet of the Saints". So I won't spoil it. Oh, ok, well up until publish date in 1991, there were no Q's, X's or Z's. So Quashie aside, it can't be done.

There's nothing wrong with a bit of grime on food. My dad Keith Chegwin taught me that. He eats disgusting food too and tells me that "Cheggers can't be choosers."

...is returning this Christmas for a one off special, written by the original writer Roy Clarke. Good idea or bad idea in your opinion? On the face of it, I'd say bad decision. While it was before my time, I've always enjoyed watching the episodes when they're repeated, but a lot of that was largely due to the affable Ronnie Barker. I can't see how it would translate to modern times either, especially as the episode is only scheduled for half an hour. What is it with the BBC and trying to find David Jason a project around Christmastime. The Royal Bodyguard was woeful. Still, they've won, because no doubt I'll be watching it, out of curiosity more than anything.

It is impressive, but remember it was 3 league games in September, not the 4 or 5 that a full month usually contains. The Swansea game was another clean sheet, but that fell this month. Adding the Swansea game, and he'd win it hands down. Will he win it on the power of the other 3? Well from memory he didn't have to do much against West Ham with their one shot on goal, where it was his opposite number that shone (and West Ham did have a disallowed goal for offside), against Liverpool he only had 5 shots on goal against him, and against Palace they had 0 shots on target. So while 3 clean sheets is impressive, there have been only 6 shots on goal, and 5 of them from Liverpool. If anyone deserves the award, it is indeed Lovren (who scored the winner against Liverpool to boot) but Keepers are judged on clean sheets, and that's what shows up for Boruc. And I hope he wins it too. Good recognition.

I left it on the floor I swear. I just hope nobody stepped on it as they were walking out at full time. Injury by hot dog would be difficult for insurance companies to believe.

I'm the prat that drops hotdogs on the floor. I've also managed to block 2 toilets at St Mary's in seperate incidents. I should never be let out of the "home".

Do we have a sell on clause, or did we sell that for dosh too?!? :-)

Nominated, don't think they draw it until Friday? (Edit: Can see Boruc getting it but not Pochettino. Wenger should get it.)