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For someone with 7 games experience, Reed has grown nicely into this game. Will be a top player with experience.

Show a ginger some love. I agree about Targett though. They should have Halloween masks in the shop of him. This is worrying. Newcastle are threatening now big time...

Getting nervous. Can I turn off and look back in ten minutes?

Newcastle have a bit of threat, I can see it happening...

Pelle so close! Woodwork again...

Ok...

If players were individually sponsored, Eljero Elia would have a mobile phone network as his sponsor. Morgan on the other hand would have a charity, and Pellé would have a local doctors. Glad I cleared that up.

Shut up shop! Not sure hat was totally deserved but I'll take it. Elia my MOTM so far and not just for the goals.

Get the **** in! Elia again! Good of work by Long.

My butthole is puckering. A goal for us would settle us down a bit. Tadic and JWP off for Long and Cork. Lost quite a bit of creativity there for solidity. Koeman going for the draw?

Started slow, got a good goal but conceded sloppily. Lacking a but of solidity without Wanyama and Morgan and Sissoko looking like he could punish us but 1-1 a fair score after that half. Elia and Clyne playing well so far.

Get to half time 1-1 and regroup.

Dodgy Gardos lol

Dodgy ref lol

I was half right. :-)

Gouffran got the last touch. Might wake us up a bit more.

1-1 Gardos defensive mistake.

Newcastle still look like they could punish us but that's virtually our first choice back 5 so I hope it holds firm. Their defence on the other hand is breachable. So 0-1 final score then...

What the hell is this place? Feels weird. The sticky thread is my conscious, this place is my subconscious. I want Ice Cream.

Another brilliant assist from James Ward Prowse! That's what I'm ****ing talking about!

Elia! Get the **** in!

Sissoko and Perez could punish us. I'm already going out for a lucky fag.

Looking sluggish so far. Misplaced passes, Newcastle have started well. The Ginger Ninjas in midfield will have a lot to prove tonight. I really want to see JWP have a good game too. I still think Newcastle could win this even though they've lost 4 in 6. A point would be a good result.

Hi!

i bet the "terrific lads" will be happy to hear him complaining...