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Stupid phone, didn't even know we'd scored a fourth. Happy.

Stupid phone, didn't even know we'd scored a fourth. Happy.

Wow that one's come out of the blue. RIP Dean. My thoughts go out to his family. A very good centre back, and a great signing on a free transfer. Brought out the best in Claus. Not having a player of his, or the injured Killer's, quality in the back four ultimately contributed to our relegation from the Premiership. I never blamed him for leaving, we got a good price for him, and it's a shame injuries ended his playing career. Shocker.

Tiss is God, Adam is the son of God. Or SOG for short.

It's a good job we have Butterfield on the bench in case Butterfield gets tired...

Narrow win today. Avenge our bogey team and keep pace at the top. Wish I weren't working. 2-1.

Was Forte injured? I know he must have known he came here as a squad player but dropped from the 18 after two cameo appearances can't be good for morale. I know he'll get his chance, but when? Good to see Lallana back on the team sheet. A fit Adam is the difference between 2nd and play-offs imo. It was an ok result if you look at other teams around us, but sounded like a dull game. A return of the 4-3-3 perhaps? All out attack would scare the living shyte out of teams. Promotion is paramount, failure for me would be starting next season in League 1. I'd happily scrape 2nd or win the play-off final, so long as it happens. With the potential threat of key players leaving in summer, lack of a promotion would be devastating.

I reckon I'm a curse. Hence why I'm going to stop listening to the commentary. Hope it works. xxx

Lambert hasn't been mentioned much tonight - that means he'll score tonight.

Come on Saints you motherhumpers, we can still win this... WIFM

The new Dexter Blackstock?

Bournemuff miss penalty...

Shot from Hartlepool - hits row Z (at St Marys...)

Fonte shot blocked, handball? No. Corner

Mathieson denies Hartlepool a penalty

Is Nil-Nil our new African signing?

Jaidi sounding like the best player for us so far, although I did only start listening to the commentary 15 minutes in. Stupid SaintsPlayer.

Lallana has caught fire it seems...

Lallana close, Oxo out for goal kick.

Cracked open a lucky Fosters. Lucky for Fosters that someone actually likes their shyte.

James Brown. Got quick feet.

That nun looks like she's cupping some bewbs.

Doesn't anybody smoke weed anymore? Que sera sera... Take it one game at a time, concentrate on winning, and the league position takes care of itself. Despite being historically adept at shooting ourselves in the foot when it really matters, there's no reason why this Saints team can't go unbeaten for the rest of the season.

Pedant alert - it's now the nPC, not CCC. I love St Mary's, I'm still in awe when I go in, but I'd be suprised if we ever enlarged it. It certainly wouldn't need doing unless we are Europe contenders.

Lol I could've done a better job. One of the rare times an injury to a player improved the side.