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Next stop the Championship, Portsmouth - start shytting your panties. Ok, without getting carried away, two great results, but we've got to start being consistant and winning the away games. In this form, we could smash Blackpool...

A phrase that has been said about six times today!

C'mon Carlisle, winner please.

"The great threat that is Southampton" will really be giving other clubs nightmares if we are second tonight. We still need a striker IMO but we are going to enjoy the fixture pile up with a juicy big squad.

Fish scores for Donny...

We should be winning this 8-0.

Bang goes my ten points, I had 2-0 in the prediction league. :-(

2-0 will never be a comfortable score as a Saints fan - I still get nervous at 3-0! Another Lambert goal would be lovely.

Say more stuff like that! "This will NEVER be a five goal Saints win????"

Goooooooly

Guly spoons another one...

Lion sperm.

What are Millwall feeding him?

Guly this season in the Total garage just outside Southampton. It took me an age to recognise him, despite just watching him score a header just a half hour before. In the end after looking like a stalker, I stuck him a thumbs up and got one back. I very nearly didn't do anything, which would've made him feel damn unappreciated as I was wearing full Saints kit.

That Matt Le Tissier bloke in the early noughties was special.

Lambert misses out due to this season's form, Alex is new, it HAS to be Lallana.

People forget Guly's a midfielder doing a job as a second striker, highlighting our lack of options up front. Great win today against a good team and promotion rivals but we do still need reinforcements in January. More of the same in the next game please.

With so many games off, it'll be good to get a jump on things. 2-1 to Saints, Lambert will score from open play.

wrapping the extra cock and balls proved particularly tricky though.

Merry Christmas to you all. I got me a Fiancee for Christmas. Chuffed.

As part of my recent Christmas shopping from Amazon, I decided to buy "Unbelieveable" narrated by David Baddiel which I'd been meaning to buy for years. MLT was quite simply a genius, I had cooked a ready meal just before watching it, and was so engrossed in the video that my meal went cold. Techinically I've been a Saints fan since 1989 but I didn't truly start following them until around 1994 when I went to my senior school, so I largely missed his earlier career. What a player, he could play on both wings and was scoring from anywhere. It's also interesting to see how good the Wallace brothers were. (Not Ray. :-)) I notice a lot of his earlier goals were less outstanding but more about dribbling from anywhere and shooting, his best goals, the ones that really stood out, seemed to happen as he got older and, erm, broader. I thought it was gutting to see the players we could have had in our current team, Walcott, Bale, Baird, Blackstock et al, but it doesn't compare to the team we could have had in the early 90's had we not sold everyone.

Depends on the size of the Turkey, there are some pretty small ones that you could get your winky right up in there, the further the better. I believe it's called neck-rophilia. Just don't do it on the dinner table on Christmas Day when someone is hacking into it with a carving knife.

My missus has mild OCD. I only noticed it when we moved in together, but she has to have EVERYTHING in its exact position. She denies it, but I proved it to one of my mates once. I moved a coaster on the coffee table just a fraction, and my Wii games that were so symmetrically stacked up I moved too, and sure enough when my missus got in from work, one of the first things she did was straighten both. I wound her up once by telling her that I'd moved one of the ornaments on the bookcase. I hadn't, but I enjoyed the half hour she spent trying to figure out what I'd moved. Me? I'm too lazy to have it.

I'm having a fricking mare at work today. Getting here was a mission itself, all the roads around Heathrow and where I live in Egham were almost undrivable, but my trusty 207 did get me here. (Though I wish I'd stayed at home now and said I couldn't make it to work!!!) The Piccadilly Line was suspended earlier because snow fell on a signal box and caused it to short circuit, setting it alight, and we had to suspend service again so the engineers could fix it. All the passengers here at Heathrow with no flights had no way of leaving the airport as there was a two hour wait for a Heathrow Express/Connect train, a two hour wait for a coach, a mile long queue for the local buses and about a two hour wait for a taxi (according to a very jolly PCSO who promptly buggered off and hid.) Service has now resumed on our line but because of a backlog in customers the station is closed due to overcrowding. All this makes me wish I'd done better at school... :-) Now I'm hiding in a back room having my lunch. It's uncertain how long I will remain back here! Hope I can get home at 2am...

The first car I owned was a 1989 Mk2 VW Golf. Bought for £550 from a lady in Windsor, I saw it while walking past. Faded paintwork but it was in good condition. Lasted me 3 years, and although I scrapped it, I could probably have sold it on for the same amount or even more. It was a basic model, but it drove so well, and for a four geared car it went like stink. I loved that little car, had my replacement car been shyte (it wasn't, my Saxo did me proud), I'd have been gutted at scrapping it.