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Of dying? Only as much as the human brain tells me to be. If I'm confronted with a man with a gun saying he'll kill me, naturally I'll plead for my life. I still have things I want to achieve, like having a family. Other than that, I say when my time comes, my time comes and there's not a fig I can do about it. Of getting old, then yes. Naturally as you age you pick up an increased number of ailments, and even though I'm only 28 today, I hate being ill.

Happy Birthday! Design yourself a birthday avatar, and sign it from me. :-):smt113

I was caught by a traffic light camera this morning, and although the light was green for five seconds after I'd gone through, it turns out they double up as speed cameras, a fact I was not aware of. Ergo I'm expecting 3 points and a fine in the post. :-( That'll be 6 for me in total...) How many points do you have? (if at all...)

Thanks, but I wouldn't let them go for all the tea in China! :-)

I shall not be hearing the commentary because I will be in a noisy pub. However, knowing football commentators to be experienced professionals, I expect there to be no mention of it at all.

Today - Work, followed by a chill out sesh at my gaff starring me. Tomorrow - 28th birthday!!! Working, followed by England match down teh pub. Sunday - Work, followed by another chill out sesh.

Everyone's tastes differ. I like thinly sliced white bread, mayonaise and crispy bacon.

I saw her on the Tube once and she's tiny. If she kept her freaking mouth shut, I'd be all for it.

Alfie and Oscar. Alfie is the cute one that finds himself in strange positions.

Seth MacFarlane.

I have a missus. Coming up to 3 years together so we're past the girlfriend stage, but if she thinks I'm going to propose to her anytime soon she has another thing coming. (She probably will obtain "another Thing, Coming" if I hold out on her for too long...:-D)

Call someone a C*n*, and your wish may be granted.:smt076

So many things! My ears have always stuck out, my nose has always been to big, I could have the belly reduced, the moobs removed, the chin fat sucked out... Think I'd go with teh moobs. They're fun to play with for a while but it gets old real fast.

Purchased by teh gayz who will forever admire the position you wish to be made into...

Looks like Alopecia's setting in...

I want to be cremated, and my ashes scattered over a tasty green salad, which Lucy Pinder shall eat. It'll be the only opportunity I'll ever have to be inside of her.

Who else is there? Aside from signing up some loan defenders a la Dailly and Lucketti last season, we have to make do with the young defenders we have, with either ageing, injury prone Svensson, Thomas and Perry to help out, or midfielders like Surman, Skacel or Wotton. The key is getting the youngsters to concentrate for the 90 minutes, but of course there is no substitute for experience, which the youth will only get by playing. I doubt though that the situation will be addressed, and we'll be seeing a few more nailbiting results before the end of the season.

A monkey. If it were legal in this country to own a monkey, I'd have one already. Although I think my missus would get confused as to who was whom.

a) Are we playing this Saturday...

Happy Birthday to you all. May all your desires be fulfilled.

I always wished, and still do really, that I had been born about 13 years earlier, in 1967. Then I could have enjoyed the 80's properly, and I would only be 40 now, and a distinguished gentleman.

Need a fit defence, some more height and pace, and a regular goalscorer if we want to avoid a relegation battle. I'd be more gutted to see these youngsters get relegated this season than I would have been had we got relegated last season.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7654430.stm Seven years and four months he's been sent to jail for. Deserved, but what an idiot. I bet he was on decent money, he could have had a good career, now, by the time he gets out, he will be past it at a footballing level. This might open the eyes of some other footballers that think they own the world because of who they are and how much they earn. (Yeah Dyer, looking at you... :-))

Saw the Fly the other night, thought it was very good, although I'm sure it had more of an impact on the audiences in the 80's that it does now. Still gross in parts though. Last night I saw Caddyshack for the first time. Sadly I fell asleep halfway through it. :-(

I dislike Spurs, but I don't think they're in real danger yet. Pavlyuchenko is another Rebrov though from the little I've seen of him (and impact made). I'll be suprised if they sack Ramos though, as I think they'll be mid-table come the end of the season. (Although I always think it's good for the sport when a big club gets relegated...)