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a fox and a duck. I'd call it a f... You can work it out.

It gives me an evening of not having to talk to my missus. For that reason alone, cinemas are worth their weight in gold.

I will have forked out £4960 more of my money to TSW.

I would cross a bull with a fox. I'd call it a bullox.

A man with a rainbow badge asked me for my number the other day. He seemed nice so I gave him it. On a completely unrelated topic I keep getting anonymous phone calls from someone saying they want to shove their mast into my stern. I'm not "down" with boat lingo so I'm currently ignoring them.

Got a feeling today's going to be the day we'll break the curse. We'll draw though. 1-1.

You're still giving him waaaaaaay too much credit!

Can we add "Most Ignored", "Sexiest ladyperson" and "Biggest Wannabe" to the list?

I have done the first two. I want to get my stomach pumped. To see what it'd be like.

Today - Work til midday, bugger all in the afternoon, bed at 8 for work tomorrow morning. Tomorrow - Work til midday, watch Saints game somewhere, bed at 8. Sunday - Work til midday, Wii action with my sister, then possibly off to Thorpe Park on a freebie to watch the fireworks. Bed at about half ten for work. Plus sexy time with my missus. I'm going to be knackered. I predict a 4/10 this weekend.

I wouldn't start Gobern. Needs more sub appearances to make an impact. Yes I'd start Lallana, but I would think JP would give BWP a bigger role after a succesful(ish) cameo.

When i was at school, i used to put two pence into the collection pot for my poppy, because i didn't know the meaning of it and didn't want to waste my pocket money. That, and i didn't want to look out of place for not wearing one. Now i always put two quid in.

All Saints day. You can't make this stuff up.:-)

At half time, i let my missus drag me around the garden centre in the ****ing rain as i'd all but given up on saints at two down. I'd have taken a two two draw too! Amazing stuff!

3. Unless miracles happen.

Relegation? Well if any more teams spank us by more than 3 goals then yes. Goal Difference nearly let us down last season - this season it probably won't even make a difference. Gutted.

I'm in Norwich with the girlfriend's family, and we usually lose when I'm up here. 1-0 Swansea, though I live in hope.

What type of lock should a key never open? A bol-lock.

We'll win. That's all I have to say about that.

I am, but I'm better than I used to be.

I'd recognise Linford Christie anywhere. I think it's great that they're throwing him a ticker tape parade after all these years.

I would.('ve.)

Righty and Lefty. Alicia Silverstone and Christina Aguilera would do.

5, 8 and 9 stand out for me, so I'll take number 5. 10 is quite clearly a man.

Waaaaaaaay too much hair, runs around in a wheel all day, and enjoys the inside of Richard Gere's arse.