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Aside from Fraser's injury, and waiting for Bart to sign, our back five spots are fine. Really we're three signingS away from League One perfection, a midfielder in the middle and a pacy winger and a tall striker. I am fully confident in Pardew though, he'll know what he needs.

Can someone please tell me when she's legally old enough for me to spank it over her pictures... In seriousness, high profile footballers should know better. They should keep their noses, and knobs, clean.

Worst toilet I ever visited was at a weird club in Brighton. No lock on the door, no bog roll, no toilet seat, just the metal of the bowl which was caked in puke and shyte stains, the floor about two inches deep in urine, and I chose that moment to have the squits. I squatted, let the watery wrath of god fly out of me, used my handkerchief and socks to clean up, threw the whole lot out the window behind the toilet and ran like buggery back to my hotel room to clean up. I sincerely hope nobody was below that window, they,d have been scarred for life.

I weigh 24 stone. Though Bout 8 stone of that is my Willy. I think our shirts come up small anyway. I bought a home shirt.in January and I'm usually extra large, but it is a bit snug.

Tis ok lads, when we buy Jordan Rhodes they'll be a lot weaker. FFS Pards, sign Jordan Rhodes!!!

Cold night at Crystal Palace in December '08, we lost 3-0 under the floodlights in the ill fated Dutch regime, and my Palace mate was in hysterics at how a great lumbering lummox of a player like Kuqi was making us look stupid. After the game, he told me the only positives in our team were our right back, Lloyd James, and Jack Cork. He's a trier, but had our team not been so gash in the CCC, I don't think he would've had a look in. Good luck to him, but we now have a better utility player in Butterfield.

Ha! That's what my parents used to do with me and my sister. Gits.

Having sung for the Queen many a time in my youth, I'm still for God Save The Queen. That said, Jerusalem is one hell of a rousing tune, and would personally get my vote.

Nah, we're well covered in his position with Wotton and Pulis.

League 1 plays a big part in it but also having an English manager helps. If we still had Strachan we'd be knee deep in Scotsmen.

Lady luck smiling already on us I see! Quit the panicking people, Butterfield and Harding have right back covered for now. I suspect it's not really a 3 month injury anyway.

We shouldn't go into this season thinking we can beat any team without trying, that attitude tends to bring about contentedness and with it poor results. On paper we have one of the strongest teams in the League, and have definitely built for the Championship (which one or two of their fans think we haven't), but all fans of the top six or so clubs think the same. There seems to me to be very little between us and Wednesday. We both want top spot, and both view each other as our main rivals. Arrogance amongst fans is good, it shows loyalty more than anything, and I won't deny I think our team the best in the league. Wednesday fans will say the same about their team, Huddersfield (who I think have done very well in the summer vis-a-vis transfers) fans will also think the same. So who has the upper hand of the two teams? Tough to answer than unless you're a neutral. Bouncing back up is tricky, but we proved last season, had we not had the points deduction, that it can be more or less doable in this league. We, however have strengthened the positions that we were weak in last season with two right backs and a left 'midfielder', and I would be very suprised if we don't add a couple more. Tricky. It's not just Wednesday and us that want the top two spots either. For now, whatever happens, I'm just looking forward to the new campaign. I won't worry about other teams, I just want to see Saints play and fight for every point.

As long as he's still at the club. In loan terms, Fraser Foster please.

Chuffed with this, the Lloyd James replacement, only better.

Redknapp was our manager - he was a w-Anchor

"becoming obese" - I think I'm already there tbf!

Any update on this, or is it just a matter of biding time? It'd be a shame to see Bart go - after putting so much effort into his nurturing. If he stays, he's surely only a season or so away from the number one spot...

Not at all, I like to know exactly what is going on at the club at any one time, just as I do at every club. Yours sincerely, HMRC.

Boo, if Heskey had played 6 more games, he might've got that eighth goal! The only England game I remember him being good in was the Germany 5-1, and that was probably because I was on such a cloud 9, I didn't even notice his crapness. CM96 got it right - he was always shyte for Leicester.

I would murder a billion people to be able to work at home. I definitely think I would have the ambition and discipline to do it although, if truth be told, I do like writing books in my spare time and I haven't written anything for about five years. Still, work would be different. Sadly, short of breaking my spine and making the Underground stick a phone line in so I can answer customer service calls, it's not happening. (Which is probably just as well - I don't want to murder a billion people nor break my spine.)

I'd rather see Cortese in that directors box than Lowe. I think a few of his decisions have raised eyebrows, but on the whole it's tough to fault him - he wants results, he wants promotion, and he won't stop until we get them.

We have a sash You're ******* gash We play in white You're ******* shyte etc etc I think it should be "Come on you Saints", which is what it should be anyway, although "reds" does roll better off the tongue.

It's early days, but as good as MLT is, he'll never have the "legend" status that Francis Benali will one day achieve. Franny will be at the World Cup in 1998, you mark my words.

Cheers for all your advice guys, I must say people are very loyal to the phones they own! I deliberated long and hard and realised that in the future all phones will.have touch screen technology so I made the step up and after reading some reviews from pros, plumped for the HTC Desire. Love it so far but it'll take me, the technophobe, a while to learn its functions!

My mate at work has a Bold and likes it, but I tend to use it for internet more than anything else now, so that rules that out. Thanks for your reviews guys. I have thought long and hard about getting an I-Phone - it's easy to use, I know how to use it, and the new one has come out now with the camera so Ihave that luxury too. One of my mates just bought the Sony Ericsson X10 minipro which looks great too, but I think I'm 80% sure what I'm getting now. A bit more shopping and I should be there.