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I have it on good authority (my brain told me so), that there will be an official handing over ceremony at half time of Michail Antonio. He plays the first half for Reading and the second half for Saints. I am nITK.

We will play a patient passing style. This will result in a few 0-0 scorelines with five minutes left on the clock, at which point we resort to lumping it to Lambert. Or we will just rip teams to shreds with our creativity. I like the sound of the latter.

Frimpong? Sounds like a problem I'm faced with after a bad curry, only with an 'f' in front.

swap!!!?!?!?!

Friday - Work Saturday - Work Sunday - Work. I'm glad these weekend threads have resurfaced again - gives me a reason to copy and paste once again.

When I moved in with my missus, I offered to pay all the rent if she did everything else. I now have one bill to pay, she pays for: furniture, council tax, utilities, shopping (excluding alcohol but including my stuff like razor blades and shampoo) renting the garage out the back, lovefilm, mobile broadband and I make her pay for petrol if she wants to go anywhere. I think I may have got the good end of the deal there. Furniture-wise, we bought a fair amount of stuff from Ikea but we did sponge a lot of the rest of the stuff from our parents. Incidentally, am I the first to destroy a brand new bookcase because I suck at flat pack?

Jermaine Defoe from West Ham, Darren Bent and Matt Richards from Ipswich. Kris Commons every transfer window for about 3 years.

Right. I've had my desire for three week now and it's great. Battery life is average but it's my own fault for not charging it up properly when I got it.

Buddy. Fail. Mind you, my first dog was going to be called bertie, myself and my sister overruled our parents and called hid Max. I maintain to this day that our name was better. So perhaps in time you'll learn to love it! Incidentally they eventually got their way, they called one of their African Grey parrots Bertie.

Buddy. Fail. Mind you, my first dog was going to be called bertie, myself and my sister overruled our parents and called hid Max. I maintain to this day that our name was better. So perhaps in time you'll learn to love it! Incidentally they eventually got their way, they called one of their African Grey parrots Bertie.

Sox

Rollo. God knows why, it's just the first name that came into my head when I saw the picture.

I'm rubbish at haggling, and I think most salesmen pick up on it. My mum though works for Proctor and Gamble and gets a lot of stuff for next to nothing. I picked up a Tassimo coffee machine for 5 quid!

I wonder if he's the first Saints player whose names both begin with an 'e'...

+1. If it isn't on the OS, or on here as a sticky, I don't believe it.

Southampton is to murders what Bridgend is to suicides. There must be something in the water. In all seriousness, I think it is just coincidence.

****s. If the swear filter picks up on it, I just used the "C" word to describe them. But it does beg the question, if you're out walking around alone and you see this happen, would you intervene? The good in us all would want to, but as logical human beings I'm sure we'd all shy away, and do everything in our power to get involved remotely - i.e. call the police. There's being a good samaritan, and then there's being over-confident.

Finding a woman that swallows helps considerably too. There is a line to my lust, and you have just drawn it.

Dual post. Stupid phone.

It's a practise season for him, once he's had a season getting used to the Championship, we'll have been promoted and will be ready to bring him home. In a perfect world...

People who have bought sat navs with speed camera detection may be ****ed off. It's not the speed cameras that annoy me, it's easy to learn where they are, it's the average speed cameras. Can't stand them. I understand why they're there but I get a heart attack if I climb one mph over the limit.

Harsh way for a football to earn a contract! "sing for me *****..."

I have three points on my licence and didn't get invited to do a drivers awareness course - but I'd have happily paid up to £200 quid NOT to have the points.

A mate of mine was so financially crippled from child support, he was literally working to pay his ex. It was ridiculous. Sadly he took the wrong option and started stealing from his workplace, a little every day, to top up his money. His workplace realised what was happening and monitored it for a couple of months. In the end, they presented the evidence to him, and he held his hands up. He'd taken about £3000. It was a terrible idea, but in his mind it was his only way out. Naturally he left his job. News like this actually puts me off wanting children a little bit - it certainly makes you think twice and question whether the person you're with is the right one...