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You're still giving him waaaaaaay too much credit!

Can we add "Most Ignored", "Sexiest ladyperson" and "Biggest Wannabe" to the list?

I have done the first two. I want to get my stomach pumped. To see what it'd be like.

Today - Work til midday, bugger all in the afternoon, bed at 8 for work tomorrow morning. Tomorrow - Work til midday, watch Saints game somewhere, bed at 8. Sunday - Work til midday, Wii action with my sister, then possibly off to Thorpe Park on a freebie to watch the fireworks. Bed at about half ten for work. Plus sexy time with my missus. I'm going to be knackered. I predict a 4/10 this weekend.

I wouldn't start Gobern. Needs more sub appearances to make an impact. Yes I'd start Lallana, but I would think JP would give BWP a bigger role after a succesful(ish) cameo.

When i was at school, i used to put two pence into the collection pot for my poppy, because i didn't know the meaning of it and didn't want to waste my pocket money. That, and i didn't want to look out of place for not wearing one. Now i always put two quid in.

All Saints day. You can't make this stuff up.:-)

At half time, i let my missus drag me around the garden centre in the ****ing rain as i'd all but given up on saints at two down. I'd have taken a two two draw too! Amazing stuff!

3. Unless miracles happen.

Relegation? Well if any more teams spank us by more than 3 goals then yes. Goal Difference nearly let us down last season - this season it probably won't even make a difference. Gutted.

I'm in Norwich with the girlfriend's family, and we usually lose when I'm up here. 1-0 Swansea, though I live in hope.

What type of lock should a key never open? A bol-lock.

We'll win. That's all I have to say about that.

I am, but I'm better than I used to be.

I'd recognise Linford Christie anywhere. I think it's great that they're throwing him a ticker tape parade after all these years.

I would.('ve.)

Righty and Lefty. Alicia Silverstone and Christina Aguilera would do.

5, 8 and 9 stand out for me, so I'll take number 5. 10 is quite clearly a man.

Waaaaaaaay too much hair, runs around in a wheel all day, and enjoys the inside of Richard Gere's arse.

Saints 5 Watford 0. The international break will be the best thing to ever happen to us as we fly up the table to promotion.

INS is really David Beckham in disguise, and Jilly wants to ride him.

That would add insult to injury!

No, but to this day my sister still has nightmares. Sometimes when it's late at night, I knock on her wall to freak her out.

If I'd said that to my dad, I'd have been put across his knee and beaten to within an inch of my life.

Well I was a mere child of about nine. It was over eager co ckiness. After that I became more inwardly and scared. In all truthfulness, I remember my first pint - It was Christmas 1988 and I was 8 years old. My dad put his Stella into a tankard I got for my Christening (why give a tankard to a baby - I was doomed from the start) and there is still video footage of me drinking said beer. My dad was a good parent. ;-)