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Confident about this one. Exeter 1 - Saints 4

Then I shall give it 5 starsh.

All of them, or just the dodgy Davy Jones?

Worth a fred IMO. And count me in... ;-)

Seriously, what's wrong with spanking it? It's not illegal and you're not making animals feel ashamed... (Although without any MB PM's for so long... :-()

No, of course I put tomatos in! The tomato puree is to thicken it all up, so it's more like a sauce, which sticks to the pasta, and less like a soup, which runs off the pasta and leaves you eating just plain pasta. Toast it is. :-)

I had the TV on at work, so was drifting in and out of it, but as it seemed to me the Undercover reporter was doing all the spilling of chicken bits on the floor. Would've been let go in the Harvester I worked in. I think the trick is to eat so much crap food that your body becomes immune to it. Your fella clearly needs more practise.

Correct Miss Plass. Principally though I was the bar food/starter chef, so I didn't even do that. My job was just to put menu items on the same plate in a "neat" way.

By and large the drinking is all centered in two areas that link with each other, the Riverside complex and Prince of Wales road, so you don't have to go far to get drunk. Getting drunk is the best thing you can do there though, because once you've slept off your hangover, the only thing you can do in Norwich is go out and get drunk again. :-) Exaggeration there I suppose, but still, not great.

I've had the farts a lot this weekend, but aside from work and dodgy pasta nothin else happened. So the usual 3 out of ten.

LaptopSaint beat you all to it. http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=351 It's a mark of good journalism though - someone that has done his homework and not just bashed off a match report in 30 seconds so that he can bugger off down the pub.

Quite easily if you have the cooking prowess that I do. Firstly, I undercooked the pasta, which meant it was crunchy. In addition I forgot to add salt and olive oil to the water before boiling the pasta which meant it all stuck the the edge of the saucepan. In addition x2 the saucepan boiled dry. Vis a vis the sauce, I forgot the tomato puree, added Canderel instead of sugar because I couldn't find any in the house, and forgot the salt. (Although I added it later). To be fair, it was edible, has kept me going all day, and hasn't yet given me the squits, so there's an upside to it all. If I make it again, I'll be doing it with more caution. You wouldn't believe I used to be a chef in a Harvester for a year when I was 16, would you... ...actually you probably would, if you've ever eaten in a Harvester..

I would add that perhaps you should be vigilant should he pay a return visit to yours with some heavys.

Today I decided to let the Domino's pizza man have a rest, and cooked myself some Pasta and a rich tomato sauce. Bloody horrible it was. Are any of you good in the kitchen, or are the best things you can make reservations?

He doesn't need to. All the sh*t comes out of his mouth.

I don't believe in Michael Jackson. I think he is a myth used to scare children into eating all their greens.

If I remember rightly, though I didn't use it much, S4E had a match day chat room which was open during the match. Are there any plans/could there be a chatroom on this new site, seeing as the server is better, so that we can be instantaneously rude to one another an no grooming whatsoever can occur?

Exeter 1 Southampton 4

A, Ghosts - Yes B, U.F.O. - Yes C, Moon landings - Yes, though doubt recently entered my mind D, Roswell - No E, GOD - Yes, even though I'm no longer an active Christian F, 9/11 - Yes, though I believe conspiracy theories surround this one too G, Father Christmas - At present, no, but I will when I have children.

I've got the stopwatch at the ready... 39.37 seconds. Just like old times.

Well we lost, I got my prediction right, and Killer came through it ok. JP said a few weeks ago that the new system will take a while to come into full effect, and while he may have said it to cover his back, I'm sure we have a lot of good football this season to look forward to.

It's true, it's not great. My missus is from there and her family are up there, and everytime I go I'm bored - so I end up crawling into the pub to get drunk.

Best - I like lots of things, fresh paint, petrol, or the smell of my missus when she gets out of the shower Worst - Let me put it this way, NEVER buy a parrot, not least the two that fly around my parent's house shytting all over everything.

I watched a programme recently on the Moon landings being a hoax, and I must say, I'm now a doubter. The little "+"signs on the photos are directly from the camera, which means they are always supposed to be in the foreground in front of everything else, but in some photos they actually appear BEHIND some objects. Which means they could be doctored. It also said that the radiation on the moon would have pierced the lining of the suits and killed the astronauts. Now I don't know whether I believe it or not. Perhaps it's true, in which case why haven't we made use of the moon since, then again perhaps it's not, and the Americans were just trying to "outdo" the Russians. Who knows...

Oi! Get my name right or I will cut off your willeh. :-)