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I can't better it, but my car died recently. I'm awaiting the mechanics to raise it from the dead a la Lazarus in order to part exchange it. As I like you lot, don't buy a T reg Saxo from anyone within a 30 mile radius of Windsor. It's crocked. :-) Oh, and my girlfriend is highly emotional as she's 25 today and still jobless. Looking, but in vain. And I have to put up with her like that! Oh, and my parents have had a flood in their house cause by a leaky pipe. Oh, and I have had to get up at 3am in the freezing cold for the last 7 days for work. Oh, and my hire car is costing me a fortune. (though it is a lovely car so I'm willing to overlook this.)

I'm going to "Meh" at this question. It's no great loss, but it was a place I could pick up a cheap DVD player or Freeview box for someone for cheap. My sister was happy with her DVD player, and it saved me a fortune.

That's becoz you iz populah on an innernet forham innit.

Assuming the price would be right then yes. Whatever happened in there isn't going to happen to me. That said, if the house had a history of murders then I would have to think twice about it. Perhaps someone has a grudge on whoever lives there. If I had moved into the house before finding out about it, I would murder the estate agent, and cover up and traces of news items about it. While it wouldn't be a disturbance to me personally, I would want to be able to sell it when the time comes!

If I can't get a fart out, I manipulate my buttcheeks. Seems to work. As for wet ones? I can't say I have a problem with them. The missus cleans my sh1tty pants anyway.

Well, some people feel the need to get married quickly when they fall pregnant.

No way the fittest girl in the world, but I'd let her suck my winkle.

If we play 1000 times better than we have all season, I will expect 4 points. I'm not holding my breath though.

Di Matteo and Beasant.

Channon or Davies? Whichever I don't vote for today gets voted next week. Channon today.

Isn't the 3 Elms the pub in Dedworth with the Portsmouth shield drawn outside?

i'd take a consolation goal. i said i'd be happy if we keep it below five. I still am.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7810263.stm It now costs more to buy a bottle of water than a pint! Crackers.

You beat me to it Arizona. Lock it please.

Has there ever been a game we've been more fearful of than this one? Even with a weakened United side, if that is indeed what Fergie puts out, we stand to get our backsides handed to us. We haven't won in six games, are playing pretty but meaningless football, and have a defence that lets in goals worse than my new invention, the sieve-condom, lets in fluids. All day my colleagues have been asking what I think my prediction is, especially the United fans among them, and I have been saying that if we keep the score down, we'll have had a result. On an optimistic note, one can only think the players will be more up for it, and ultimately it is just 11 players vs 11 (until Lancashire gets sent off for butting Gary Neville). In addition there's the added aspect of United believing they'll coast this. I can't watch it thanks to work, but even if I was off I'd fear it more than the Haunted Shack I got freaked out in at the funfair when I was 7. If we get a shpanking, work is going to be unbearable tomorrow. Fingers crossed a different Saints team turn up today, w00T and UTS.

Has there ever been a game we've been more fearful of than this one? Even with a weakened United side, if that is indeed what Fergie puts out, we stand to get our backsides handed to us. We haven't won in six games, are playing pretty but meaningless football, and have a defence that lets in goals worse than my new invention, the sieve-condom, lets in fluids. All day my colleagues have been asking what I think my prediction is, especially the United fans among them, and I have been saying that if we keep the score down, we'll have had a result. On an optimistic note, one can only think the players will be more up for it, and ultimately it is just 11 players vs 11 (until Lancashire gets sent off for butting Gary Neville). In addition there's the added aspect of United believing they'll coast this. I can't watch it thanks to work, but even if I was off I'd fear it more than the Haunted Shack I got freaked out in at the funfair when I was 7. If we get a shpanking, work is going to be unbearable tomorrow. Fingers crossed a different Saints team turn up today, w00T and UTS.

God or Jesus CDAJFU. They're aging, but if we get them on a pay as you play deal, it could pay off. I know we had Jesus last year, but letting him go was a mistake. Miracle worker.

Let's have a "who will Saints be playing" sweepstake. :-D

I believe the filter should block the word "snigger", which is dangerously close to being offensive.

Well Ron Davies and Mick Channon are the two greatest strikers to have graced the Saints side, but there are dozens of others. Even before most of our Saints supporting lives, these are the two that stand out in conversation with the past generations of Saints fans. (Phew, I avoided the terminology "old" there!) In lieu of only having one nomination, I will reserve Micky until the second slot, and go for Ron Davies.

Without sounded too pesimistic, I think it's fair to say that hardly anyone will be predicting a Saints win. We could play out for a draw, but even that will take some doing. Whatever the size of defeat (which is what I predict), I just hope the boys play well enough to not disgrace themselves. Confidence is at a low ebb without a heavy double-figures defeat to have to contend with. Saints 0 United 5 is my prediction, with Kelvin doubling his price tag.

Bad news. Been a very consistant, versatile player. Will be sad to see him go.

head fine. Jack daniels can get stuffed. Chronic fatigue though.

struck out. Again. Sigh, stick with missus.

i ****ged TaTU. Not real. Lindsey Lohan is gagging for ****. Also not real.