Whitey Grandad

I like what I have seen, but I haven’t seen a lot of him.

Are you being serious? Only £150 to see the greatest team that has ever played on this earth and have the opportunity to marvel at their virtuosity and dribble down your cheeks? I have two season tickets myself but I'm not sure if I can be bothered to go.

One word, NORWICH

So you’re the one!

Only two points difference at the moment. We could yet finish above them.

It’s a bit late w but I smell compayshun.

What about next season?

Not a preference for one over the other but a preference for McCarthy over someone better. Which is almost anyone.

Wanting to play for us does not imply loyalty. These are professionals and everything revolves around money. McCarthy would have gone elsewhere if a better offer came along. That ain’t gonna happen so he stays with us.

Brilliant! But strangely fascinating 😳

As mentioned in The Times this morning, Just imagine if she had sprawled across the benches in the same way that Jacob Rees Mogg did, or rather, just imagine JRM sprawled across the benches showing his bare stockinged legs. I'll leave you with that thought...

Bonjour Henri, Nice to hear from you. I visited Guadeloupe once for a day. We rented a car and drove to Deshaies and had a coffee and beer in Catherine's bar from 'Death in Paradise'. All very interesting, much like the south of France.

And Virgil van Dijk of course, playing at Everton for Liverpool.

If we are to rely on McCarthy then we are doomed

Gascoigne, Jagielka, Francesco Totti... My heart goes out to the lad. He's got a lot of work ahead of him.

That could be down to fasting in Ramadan.

Only in disciplinary matters, not in the normal function of the game.

Really? No water or food from dawn to dusk. And the further north you go the longer the daylight lasts. Rich Froning doesn’t say anything about not taking in fluids.

That was some way off being a penalty.

There should be a law against him.

There should be a law against that sort of thing.

Shark

He’d play them on the left.

Just out for the rest of this season then.

But going 2-0 up in the second is ok?