Whitey Grandad

That’s easy. It’s 109.361 yards approximately.

I have never had anything but extreme courteousness and help from the French police that I have encountered. Maybe it’s you? 😉

I can remember when you could get four gallons for under a £

When I started my engineering degree at Cambridge in 1968 we were the first year that used the metric SI system instead of imperial measurements. That was over half a century ago.

It won’t help at all with selling to the US.

The obvious question is why the Real Madrid fans didn’t experience the same problems.

They really are f****ing idiots.

Fabulous defending from Real. I can only hope that our lads are watching and learning.

In which they didn’t even score one goal.

Real men don’t cry.

Anyone to win but not Liverpool.

No need to sign up. It’s free-to-air. https://www.bt.com/sport/football/champions-league/bt-sport-to-show-free-to-air-uefa-champions-league-europa-league-final

You’d have to pay them even if they were on gardening leave. I suppose the thought was that they might as well contribute in some way.

Division One?

Because they were under contract?

Always watchable. Shame we shan’t be seeing any new films from him ;(

Bastards! Just don't think of coming anywhere near our beautiful Hampshire tips.

That's not fair!!! It must be something about Hampshire that causes general incompetence.

This might take some time...

On the same note, why are we still having to book an 'appointment' when we want to visit our local Council Tip? And why can't I book a visit for the same day?

Indeed, but there might be a problem if it upsets our wage structure.

Has she said 'no' yet? If not there's always a chance

They were drinking it, not rubbing it on their hands. Unless they were using it for lubrication.

If there were bartenders present in Downing Street then I’m even more certain it wasn’t work-related.