Whitey Grandad

Our loading gauge is too low so we can't run double-deckers.

They're difficult to use when they're closed.

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That wasn't a transfer of money, was it? Just an underwritten guarantee.

The railways are impossible to use at weekends because of the maintenance work.

Those figures are rubbish. I've never believed anything derived from a study produced on a driving simulator. In what way is talking on a hands-free phone different from talking to your passenger? And what about the safety aspect of being able to call someone and leg them know you're going to be late? Personally I never make a call unless I'm parked or on a quiet stretch of motorway.

There are medical conditions that can cause a small amount of alcohol to be in the blood and there's always the morning-after problem. There are practical reasons for allowing a small amount. Drugs, however, are a different matter.

Or anyone wearing a hat in the car.

Not until after 12:00 on the 24th December though.

Bus repus.

I'm now like you. There is the problem of still having alcohol in your system next morning.

I believe that other countries with a range of lower limits also have a sliding scale of punishments.

I've just watched the MOTD highlights and what stands out to me is that if Pellè just lifts that chance over the keeper instead of lashing the ball over the bar then it would have changed the whole complexion of the evening. We're not off where we'd like to be.

Well done. The last thing you want is problems with the winter coming up.

That was the problem in the last 10 minutes. The ball kept coming straight back.

Momday night at 8:00 pm?

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When Michael Owen says the same you know it's a bit obvious.

Well at least we should be able to count on Long for next Monday. How's JWP getting on?

Whatever the problem, I'm not convinced that Mayuka or Mané is the answer.

My thoughts exactly.

Are you thinking of a blown head gasket? Normally any coolant leak is fairly obvious because of the colour but if there are no obvious signs then it must be going somewhere.

It involved your mate Boruc who is still a Saints player and has been mentioned in this thread. Forster is a far better keeper than him.

Quite right, I've just looked at it again myself. Jose plants his left foot and then his right leg swings round and catches Aguero on the ankle. Aguero has seen it coming and is already putting on his agonised expression before the contact is made. The tell-tale sign that he is making the most of it is that he makes no attempt to get over the incoming challenge but actually swallow-dives over the incoming leg and throws both his arms back. Having said that it was a 'trip or attempt to trip' and should have been a penalty but Aguero's theatrics were enough to persuade the ref otherwise.

There was a seller in Britannia Road after the game with a big pile of them still unsold. The only thing you could do with them was buy two and cut them in halves.