Whitey Grandad

Good idea, but the names would need shedloads of syllables to prevent them being used instead.

It's a start...

That should be 'We've run up loads of debt' or more accurately 'the incompetent Scots Pillocks that were in charge of the UK for 13 years ran up loads of debt'. Effectively the wife's been spending more than the husband's been earning.

As you say, Scotland can continue to use the Pound, or any other currency barring perhaps the Euro, in much the same manner as Gibraltar does now or Ireland did at a de facto fixed rate until 1979 until eventually adopting the Euro in 2002. Of course this would mean that all major economic decisions would be severely restricted and they would not be able to print their own extra inflationary money and would suffer the consequences when we did the same.

The biggest pollutant on this Earth of ours is human beings. Is it morally right to overload it with yet more?

I'm not bothered. I have to think twice to remember the stand I sit in.

It's a fundamental of after-sales care. If someone is pleased with a product it's "this thing I bought..." But if they're not happy it's "this sh1t you sold me..."

Absolutely after independence replace 'Scotland' with 'France' and you get the general idea.

All and any tributes gratefully accepted, thanks.

Are there two of us?

But we didn't start away to Liverpool this year??? We can all be selective with comparative fixtures, the only thing that means anything is the total at the end of the season.

How do I know that's not a conspiracy to make me think there's a conspiracy?

As much of a penalty as Lovren's shove in the first half.

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Which part of the UK would that be, those in the north perhaps?

Yes, old twinkle toes just managed to feck up a good chance.

Now I'm really confusificatified.

I wouldn't do that, it's meaningless, who would?

Different credit rating for a start.

Have you included oil revenues in that? At the moment it's UK oil, not just Scotland's.

Different fixtures in the sense that the fixtures are on different dates under different circumstances.

Indeed, I got dizzy just watching it.

Indeed, even Newcastle last Saturday.

How do you work that out?

Very generous of you sir!