Sheaf Saint

Will 50 nuns do?

Oooh. comedy defending from Stoke there.

Punch coming on for AL it seems.

Oooh, got a bit lucky with our goal it seems. Looked like a handball from Fonte, but would have been harsh to penalise him for it.

WBA 2-4 Man Utd

That's his first goal in over 9 hours of play? Really?

Rickieeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

Good effort from Lambert. Why have we waited until we are 1-0 down before starting to play?

Jeebus. Sooooo, soo slow and lethargic again. Really good possession on the edge of their box and every time it's wasted.

Came close there

Balls Had to be Crouch didn't it.

I think for the first 20 mins or so we looked quite dangerous on the attack, but we seem to have slowed down to a snail's pace since then. Never any quick forward passes or incisive through balls - it's all just 'tap it around the midfield then lump it straight at the keeper'.

Looked offside to me there.

It's all a bit too pedestrian at the moment. Always slowing the play down and looking for one-too-many passes.

WHU 2-0 Reading

Now WHU are winning as well. We need to win this.

Nzonzi brings down Morgan cynically - yellow card.

QPR losing - again :-)

Swansea 0-1 Fulham

WBA 0-2 Man Utd

Oooh. wasted break there. Should have fed it through to J-Rod earlier I reckon.

Chelsea 1-1 Everton

Tribute to Kevin Moore perhaps?

Great work from J-Rod. He seems right up for it today.

Wigan 0-1 Villa