richie

Always do it over the bathroom sink. Then mop up with bog roll.

What were the ticket arrnagement for Fratton park in 2003/04 and 04/05? I went to both games but as a member (never been a ST) and we were in the prem then so why now just ST holders? It all kicked off in 03/04 at Fratton (though I didnt see any trouble) but I'm sure the ticket/travel arrnagments for the following seasons match at Fratton werent so dreconian? It seems over the top.

I was at that 5-1. Holy **** that was bad!!!!!!!!

Got married in August. About £17k. Church service and marquee after. That includes us doing lots ourselves and two of my mates doing the photos. It is expensive but if you keep a track of what you are spending and prioritise what you REALLY need and what is nice to have you'll be ok. Haggle as well as most of our suppliers knocked money off when I asked. ps It was all my money too!!!! No bank of mum and dad

Doesnt matter what our pre season is like we always start sh1t!!! fact!! 1 win from first 6 would be par for us.

I felt for the geezer with the chain saw. ok he'd had a few drinks but 6 coppers turned up and two of them had firearms. It was covered and there was no suggestion that he had done anything untoward with it. They made a mountain out of a mole hill. Surely some words of advice. Even taking him out of the town centre would have sufficed. If i saw a bloke in work type gear with a chain saw I wouldnt call the old bill. The worst two are the two woman who are crewed together - they are a ****ing liability!!!

1st weekend of summer hols. Everyone is going away.

Chopper is up prob 2 or 3 times a week over my estate.

Jackass was top notch. plenty of copycats out there but that was the orginal and best. Ryan Dunn - top man. Love the car up the ass and visit to hosptial prank!!

ps I am 6 inches

Why feel shame for me? I ****ged a bird. No one died. No big deal. Anyway the last time I saw her food poisoning kicked in from a wedding I had been to earlier in the day and I had to stop mid **** and throw up in my toilet. Spent 2 days chucking up. I think it put her off!!!

I ****ged Keith Allen's then partner for about 12 months in 2005/2006. Met her in a club in Winchester and ****ged her in the toliet (Lilly Allen grew up/lived in winny) She came to my flat a few times. Once with a coat and stockings and suspenders underneath and nothing else!! Absolute animal in the sack. Probably met her about 10 times. She was a playwright and journo. Wierdly we both ended up staying in the same hotel in spain shortly after we met. Good holiday sex. Allen dumped her shortly after. I dont think he ever found out. There is a chapter in his book about her. I googled her the other day and she writes for the daily mail and a few other papers. She wasant all that to look at though!!!!

horizon scanning, end state visioning and helicopter view!! I ****ing hate it!!!!

Stayed on a Island called Loped just a stones throw from Dubrovnick. Very nice. The best sea I have ever swam in. So clear. Great food and weather. Well recommended. Went in 2009. Cheaper than here but not dirt cheap.

So easy to make yourself. Thats what me and missus did.

I use one. Not sure how it compares to supermarkets but I want to support local business.

Yes on Bravo.

How do I get my kids to stop digging ****ing hole in my lawn!!!!!??

My son threw up in the learner pool the other week - closed it for the afternoon!! There were chunks everywhere. I didnt have the cheek to ask for a refund- we'd only been in for 5 minutes

I work in PM in the public sector. That is exactly what its like. If only people new how much money got spunked!!!!!!

I think 40k if we were a mid table PL size would do the job. Things is it doesnt look the sort of ground you can add a few thousand onto (e.g do the corners) I never had an probs getting tickets in the Prem so I'm not massively fussed.

I have corporate. When I spoke to the club a few weeks ago they said they expected it to sell out.

He's scored 20 plus so far this season in all comps. end of discussion.

Dont worry. Come mid sept those moaners will be kicking off again if we make a poor start. I always stick by the team and dont come on here giving it the biggin. The players give 100%. sometimes we win sometimes we lose. Great day today!!!!!!!!!!!

Agreed. Its not up to teachers to bring up kids!!!