Crab Lungs

Yeah, I've just realised I called someone a massive c0(k as well. Uh oh.

Possibly 'Arry's fault as well, (as per Turkish comments on the JR thread) if the squad thinks like that! Shocking nonetheless. I think the worst bit was that we actually went out without a whimper... United not even in 2nd gear and us huffing and puffing and getting nowhere

Looks like we've just sneaked it. Amazing the amount of irish ancestry though... then again, their population is actually lower than it was in the 19th century...........

No, but please tell! Now he is genuinely a massive ****.

I wonder if Zenden could play a more withdrawn role? Or will we just have an older Schneiderlin on our hands?

I idolised big Ken Monkou!

..and have a massive laugh to boot!

I'm only half way through and I'm amazed at how stupid it is. How can you get your knickers in a twist over something like this? I think they must be the type of people who come out of the woodwork en masse when the club is at a crisis point with various vitriolic articles. I am particularly amused by the "the club are witholding information on purpose to spite the supporters" accusation.

Lol, brilliant comment. Completely missing all the points as usual and pretty much reaffirming the intelligence levels that side of the M27 by ending his tirade "very simple when you think about it". Very simple indeed.

LMFAO at some of the bitterness on there!

Possibly an offshoot of the Bierhoff transfer saga?

Tranmere away?

Has anyone had any? I can't recall any off the top of my head but I recently had a dream the Skates were docked 3 points before the start of the season for financial irregularities AND starting their first fixture with only 12 players in the squad ... hopefully it's a prophetic one

Something with a good graphics card, a good processor and a fair bit of RAM (at least 4GB)... also, it's absolutely worth using a 64-bit operating system so you can make use of the specs, and therefore, speed up your FM games. Maybe a dedicated gaming laptop? Like I said though, RAM and processor for FM though, that's the important component! So I would recommend: - 64-bit operating system (so you can use more than 3GB of RAM) - at least 4GB RAM (with room for expansion) - good processor (not massively techy so maybe someone else can recommend one) - good graphics card (for the 3D views in FM but more importantly, for "gaming" like CoH, C & C etc) Might be worth trying...: http://www1.euro.dell.com/content/topics/segtopic.aspx/alienware-laptops-tab?c=uk&cs=ukdhs1&l=en&s=dhs&ST=alienware&dgc=ST&cid=41141&lid=1069630&acd=130028948920560

Christ, reading that was like reading a right old sob story. It's not fair, other teams are getting ahead of us, Clotterill doing the very best he can under difficult circumstances. £120m, cancer charities, local businesses ripped off, plus £35m of everyone's money... quick to forget, aren't they? I love how they make him to be the bad guy, responsible for some of their ills. No, you gave him a contract and now you're trying to wriggle out of it, f1sh f()ckers. Is there are more deplorable football club?

Just listened to it... didn't think he said anything too controversial other than hinting at he got a bit of stick when he played here - which was true?

This, absolutely.

So that's be Norris (£25k) and Phillips (£20k)...

It seems as if everyone in America is either of Irish or Italian heritage, almost fashionably so. What's wrong with the Swedes, Germans, Dutch and Brits, eh!!?

Unfortunately, after some research, I can confirm it's his wife.

I was about to say the same.

I'd take that. Gutted its almost certain to be a rubbish generic type though.

This. Clearly a good footballer but a massive pr1ck.

Looking at that, many are 'tidy' footballers but no game changers by any means. Lallana probably has something that none of that squad have, irrespective of the division he played in.