Crab Lungs

I will probably be building a Saints website for the new season which, hopefully, will include a members area (free) with footage for overseas viewers... will probably need to skirt a few legal technicalities though If it's possible, I'll do it. Having spent a year abroad two seasons ago, I did find it frustrating (though I did eventually buy a Saints subscription and it was worth the money).

Just watching the Norwich promotion party and was wondering... if we get promoted to the Premier League at any point in the near future, what exactly would be the arrangements if we had a party in the city? What would be the open bus top route? I can't think of anywhere the players could congregate on a balcony so where would it be hosted? Any ideas?

Absolutely! For deliveries though, Moja (Sampan, or whatever guise it goes under week-to-week) is pretty fine!

When they mention "CSI", I cannot help but think "Crime Scene Investigation"

And you're right.

Is this the same Jaidi many had hypothesised would struggle in League 1 because of his lack of pace? He won't be ideal for every game but he'll sure as hell be absolutely fine for another contract. We should look for a similar alternative as he won't be able to play every game, but his ability to play a level higher should not be in doubt.

Howabout the pretentious ****wit brush?

Looks like Les Reed to me...

Absolutely brilliant programme, more than hinted that Pompey should have gone bust, too...

Dennis Rofe........please!

John Coffee? So did I And I noticed and thought the same to both of the above points, too!

Ummm, not me! I didn't see it. What I do know is that town is, in general, populated by knuckle druggers, pretentious ****wits and perma tanned wag wannabes being the billy big b0ll0cks whilst absorbing **** music. Christ, I sound old.

This, and the fact that most girls in town are gutter goblin, wag wannabees with massive ego's themselves. Not excusing Forecast (if it is indeed confirmed what he did) but if you've ever been in 90 degrees and seen the amount of pretentious ****wits in there, it is somewhat unsurprising that there is trouble with all those delusions of grandeur and ego's delicately crashing against each other in there.

Go to somewhere like http://www.imageshackus.com, click upload, find the picture and away you go!

I've always found pitch invasions absolutely pointless. You run on, cheer for a little bit and then walk around aimlessly. What exactly is the point of that?

Spot on.

That's brilliant! I can just see it! Player One: Mindgames, 95 (Adkins) Player Two: Mindgames, 0 (Poyet) Player Two:

This should be a top trumps-style game!

Hang on... it's not Gus Poyet?

Considering the utter gutter gremlins that walk around town now, I don't think anyone really has any reason to be jealous. FWIW, you'd get more sense from a blowup doll than any wag from 90 degrees.

I see the first prototype of Portsmouth's eagerly anticipated and ambitious plans for the redevelopment of Fratton Park got a trial run in Poland the other day http://www.footballspotter.com/worst-football/

Bart's definitely got to play; he's been the most excited substitute I've ever seen in recent weeks!

If he continues his upward trajectory, there is no doubt he will eventually manager Liverpool, I'm sure. However, and make no mistake, I think he's a decent, honest, hardworking professional who is together as one with this football club, striving towards the same goal and will continue to do so for us for the considerable future

The funniest thing about those rumours are that even if they were true, we'd still be in an infinitely better position than them !!!

Disgusting, really. So they'd do anything for money once again - just like previous years? No morals, no ethics... why oh why is that cesspit still going?