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I was listening to a bit of UB40 last night, their song red, red wine was a great hit some time ago. Imagine a kit with a dark red line running through it. Wouldn't it be SASHational.

You know how it is guys, I bet BTF couldn't get on here quick enough when see saw the new racist storm article, none of the outraged majority are interested in the Duberry story though. No opportunity to be outraged or offended there though is there.

isn't it odd how quick so many were to jump on the original story to express their outrage, yet not a single Comment on this.

Qualifying for Europe is a simple concept made complicated by idiots.

Yes, but if one of those qualify for the champions league and the other finish 7th and win the cup then the team that finish 6th go into a four play off with the charity shield winners or runner up, (if the winners didn't qualify for the champions league) league cup runners up and fair play league winners. The winners of that completion win the other euro league place.

Ridiculous argument. the reason They can do that it because they are one of the biggest clubs in the world.

You might have had a point if it's had be long who scored.

Yessssssss! We've finally scored!

I think Koeman might have changed settings from direct to short passing and from attacking to defensive minded. He probably needs to go to mixed setting and try and bring in a couple of players with 15+ rating for long shots in the summer.

We are so short of confidence up top. Pelle isolated again, no one running off him, Mane, Elia and Durajicic flitting around not doing very much. No confidence or penatration. Palace are deep so no space in behind for Manes pace, I'd get Shane Long on and Play him off Pelle, play a 4-2-2-2 with Mane and one of Elia, Durajicic, Tadic.

I had to post on mumsnet for a bit.

Do you think you'd get a ban for throwing a toilet roll down the stand? I'm sure they'd class it as a missile these days.

we are already a club like that. The only clubs who can take our players now are the biggest ones in Europe. If you think we're ever going to be big enough for players to think joining man United isn't a step up then you're going to be forever disappointed.

im sure the players are skipping round staplewood with gay abandon right this second delighted that the Daily Mail have removed their paricular millstone from round our necks.

Well said.

FACT

Hopefully no one will do this

No mate, based on going to games for 30 years

If I owned that pub Id shorten it's name to just the Mad Dog, too much of a mouthful. I expect most people call it the mad dog anyway.

Aside from a minority of top blokes we've got a massively high percentage of wallies in our fan base. Clear enough for you?

Surely this turns the JPT into a sh*tter version of the league cup when it's usually premier league reserve sides v lower league clubs.

Was he?

This won't go down well on here. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2975847/Chelsea-supporters-Wembley-range-different-races-s-shame-hear-drunken-racists-train-like-saw.html

Id say their not as FM is FACT. Its more real life than real life in fact.

Will be cringeworthy. The foreign club on youtube was mildly amusing, villa did a sh*te version of it a few weeks ago this will be dreadful. All we need now is some dinlows doing that 'let's pretend we've scored a goal' sh*te a few clubs have done and we will look like a bigger bunch of wallies than usual.