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An absolute legend and hero to saints fans. One of our best ever signings. Sadly though I think his dream move is turning into a nightmare. A few Liverpool fans at work were saying this morning how sh*t he is and a pointless signing, they seem to be on his back already.

All paid for on your saints credit card.

When Pochettino left he was told not to even think about coming back for any players.

So anyway, is he any good?

No one ever said that.

I've long held the view that there is a wealth of untapped potential on this forum. The amount of tactical geniuses, coaches, scouts, man managers, not to mention finance and law experts and business greats. The only surprise is when recruiting for these positions the club don't simply read a few threads and invite the contributors to interviews.

Not all the players cracking jokes about co*ks then?

More if a trilogy. The godfather films. Les Reed as the godfather obviously.

This is the strongest we have looked in the glovesman department for some time. Two international goalkeepers to battle it out for the number one spot. Forster is a good age too so hopefully can be our number one for a long time.

Will Lallana be a significant player in our history? Well when in years to come people talk about the great saints team that went from bottom of league one to 8th in the premier league in 5 years the names that roll off the tongue will be Dale Stephens, Nicholas Bignall, john otsemebor. Most will have forgotten about Lallana.

Clearly been tapped up by David Watson whilst at the World Cup. An absolute outrage, when will the FA take action against this?

Typical Yoshida performance then. You're also never too far from an error when he plays.

People are greedy. Stuffing their faces at every chance they get. It's not normal practice for people to go and throw burgers down their throats at 3.45 in the afternoon so why they feel the need to eat as much as possible when they set foot inside a football stadium is beyond me.

He'll thank you for it in later life. When he's in supreme shape, working out 5 days a week, ladies dripping off him, he'll remember the days his old man didn't force feed him processed crap and eating clean is far better.

Relieved is an understatement.

I hope he's got a decent winter coat and doesn't wear one of this ghastly bench costs that poch used to. You'll never be taken seriously in this country as a manager without a decent winter coat.

Weight watchers Austria branch.

Anyone else think there is a market for a saints web branded 'look who's stalking' range of merchandise?

If we focus on this deal it could be done very snappy.

Ive got a black mate and we all call him jiggerbo and you know what? He absolutely loves it! He such a good lad a few years back we had a 18th century themed fancy dress party and he went as a slave. We all pretended to whip him and threw bananas at him. He tonight it was hilarious and so did we, stuck a few of the videos on Youtube and them dogooders made us take them down. No sense of humour some people.

Surely we're keeping an eye on this one?

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I'm sure lens pictures his future away from Kiev.

And we've still got David bence And we've still got David bence And we've still got David Still got David Still got David bence

Got to hand it to Ralph and Les for getting him in the building, hey pal.