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Err, they already had when he went off.

You'd think so wouldn't you. Mocking and sneering, doom and despair. Meanwhile some of us backed those in charge and remained positive. Yet again we will be vindicated.

He stands just over 5 foot 3 Leslie Leslie He's making people look very silly Leslie Leslie He's working on deals day and night He signs players to the left and signs them to the right Leslie Reed Southamptons transfer machine

Asset stripping at its finest.

How are spurs doing signing Schiniderlin?

They should leave it as it is to fool people. That would be crazy!!

We don't do humour here mate.

Mick mills steve. Was signed just after Shilton in 1982 and played In the World Cup for England that summer.

Wouldn't have happened if Cortese was here. Mick mills?

Very well said. Just like lovern and Lallana before him. The players at only too happy to sign their contracts and take their pay rises and you can't bet your life if we wanted shot of them they'd hold out for every penny they can get. This summer has done nothing to change my long held view that the vast majority of footballers theses days are utter *****s. I don't begrudge anyone having ambitions and wanting to better themselves, but there are ways to behave, there are ways to get what you want without p*ssing on those who gave you the opportunity to get there in the first place.

Koeman said when he joined he and Steven Davis were two of our senior players and ones he had spoken to early on. I'll trust his judgment over yours.

Bump

Les reed is useless and doesn't know what he's doing.

What do you class as a relegation battle??? The last couple fo season anyone from about 11th down was in danger of going down at some point. Our first season up we finished 15th but were only safe the game before the last one.

Les certainly is a tough negoiator. Great to see he wont let us be ripped off.

When the Legia manager went to submit his team didn't he get a notificaton flash up on his computer screen that said player was inellidgable??

A slightly camper version, yes.

Dreadful. Saw him play in a Serie A game v Fiorentina when i was in Naples a while back. Got torn to shreads by the Fiorentina CF. He gave away a penalty, scored an own goal and got sent off. Reminded me of Richard Dryden. Swanseas can have him.

Kezman.

And thanks for bringing Les Reed to the club. His greatest signing.

Happy birthday Nick nack.

Are you one of those irritating f*cks that hog the bench press or squat rack playing on their phones whilst others are queuing for them?

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