Turkish

I went to Corfu in 1997 and pulled a bird from Coventry, it's fair to say i've already been in their end.

Great film. Really pleased the prequal is coming out.

There were a lot of elderly people and middle aged drips around me at Peterborough so it isn't rubbish.

Quick and economical is the way forward, especially when you do 35k a year.

You need to get a new motor, i get 600 miles out of a tank in mine.

Just be yourself fella, you dont need to do anything else to stand out from the crowd as a helmet.

We'll he said £60 for petrol. Calll it £100 so £25 each then. job done, still only need £60.

£30 for a ticket, take a packed lunch, car share 4 x £15 each. You'll need £50 tops.

I just stick the Saints shirt over my fake Stone Island hoodie. It's a cunning trick to slip the OB and make them think i am a fat shirter.

Is a good look, yes?

Like a few said, it might be our biggest game in years but it isnt worth the hassle.

The Irish bird and the blonde one are quite fit.

Football did exist before the premiership you know. For that reason, i will not be answering.

Ahh, so there are one or two. I like McDermot and all the ones on here whinging about him being disrepectful are hysterical tarts. 15 wins out of 17 and 4 points against us say you have been by far the best team, certainly since christmas anyway.

Something happened in 1976 i think.

We will never be anymore than forum friends i'm afraid. For you there is no hope no harm, just another false alarm.

What end are you going in when you play Chelsea next season?

Maybe but what about your own self awareness and standards? Personally i subscribe to the Italian way of doing things la Bella Figura. Those that dress and act like a bulb need not apply.

are you saying This Charming Man, Sour Mash and Griffo are a Turkish tribute act??

* orders new yellow gimp suit and foam hands *

I wonder if they've sold all their tickets to their promotion boat party after the last game of the season....

Would you buy a lump of dogsh*t if it had an SFC badge stuck on it?

Of course the irony being that this time year a lot of people were banging on about how great we were and much better than Brighton over the games since Adkins had been here. What disrespectful wan*ers we are!!

I suggest we send a strongly worded email to Reading FC telling them of our outrage, demand and apology and make him say what a fantastic football club Southampton are and they are the envy of world football.

Agreed.