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If I had a pound for Everyone who claimed to know a Richard Head.

With all the recent discussion about racism in football I wondered what peoples view on these recently held awards. The whole point of racist campaigns is that everyone is the same regardless of colour. A few years back there was am anti racism advert on sky featuring Cantona, Henry and a couple of other players asking if people saw a frenchman, a Blackman or a footballer. I thought it was one of the best anti-racism campaigns ever and really highlighted the point of seeing everyone the same. So do the black player awards help? Whilst the intentions are correct all it's doing is drawing attention to the colour of skin of the player and almost making it an issue in itself. If we are suppose to see footballers and people not races and nationalities then why are these awards taking place?

dont really have one, although obviously the cheaper the better but depends what it is. And ordinary.

Talking of which i'm looking for a new winter coat, any suggestions??

As brighton is the easiest place to score smack then something to the tune of Golden Brown by the Stranglers.... Gus the clown He hates our Nige Makes you think, he's paranoid As Brighton jabs up Saints lift the cup Never a frown, With Gus the clown.

Good luck for the season mate, enjoyed my visit to your town last season even though we were sh*t!. Had a good few beers with some of your lads in the pub by the station. Thought you were unlucky not to go up given your great run. Hope you run away with it this season. I'd be happy for us to take Jordan Rhodes off your hands.

How did you guess?? Although you could add Armani, Ma Strum, addidas originals, Hugo Boss and Barbour to your clothes list.

* thinks it might be time for someone to find the Taxi for Guly thread from this time last year *

It's not me that looks like Serge, or at least tries to. But i do stand out amounst the mongs at SMS due to my incredible style, looks, charisma and physique.

They wanted to but NC said he wanted to give everyone seeing them a free beer to celebrate having a band like Coldplay at SMS, Chris Martin wouldn't agree to it.

I'd walk into the room and scream the first names of all the contestant each time they took a mouthful of food as loudly as i could if a high pitched voice over and over again. I'd them roll about on the floor p*ssing myself like it was the funniest maddest thing i've ever done.

It's not just us, have a gander at this.... http://www.pompeytrust.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=342%3Areport-on-police-filming-at-leeds&catid=45%3Apress-news I found this comment in Burrows statement interesting... "That said, the use of video / stills must have a legitimate need and should not be used in such a way that is unnecessary, disproportionate or affects the enjoyment of the vast majority of peaceful fans who want to watch the football" Well it upset most of the northam, so it was. Having read some of his statements and responses to letter, he strikes me as a very arrogant man with a massive sense of self importance. Hopefully he'll get him promotion and we can return to the good old days of Crabtree.

I thought you'd be the first to bite. Keep taking the tablets.

How many women and disabled people do you have? You need to cover all bases FFS.

I hated John Fashanu, i am both.

queuing up for a take away when who should walk in but Nicola Cortese!! He went straight to the front of the queue, pushing his way past me. I pulled him up saying "you may be an absolute legend and along with Marcus saved our club but you're not in Verona now son, get to the back of the queue" He replied "step aside my friend, this is my home now, i fully respect your queuing custom and to help celebrate our being top of the league bargain buckets are on me" He bought everyone in KFC their meal and we discussed all manner of things over secret recipe chicken and once we had finished our meals sent all the KFC staff home early and stayed behind to clean the restuarant with the cleaners. TOP TOP MAN.

No, because they are sh*t.

I'm gonna be coming down via train from Harrogate area for this one if any of you norvern monkeys want to buy me a beer on the train.

* Irony alert *

But i am not 18 Boj. When i was a certainly wasn't sitting in on a thursday night watching Newsnight. These days i spend most evenings in the mirror checking my beard and impersonating a guitarist from a slightly above mediocre midlands based rock band.

And why do they respond with "1-0 to the nancy boys" If they find it so cutting.

There are nothing wrong with those quotes at all, stop being hysterical tarts you wierdos.

I am going to change my song that reminds me of you to that anthem for your teenage years "teenage kicks" I am sure they were taking about pub quiz teams and question time.

you go to the pub ONCE a week???!! i can only imagine how much fun you must have!! I'm a little concearned about your comment that you "goto the pub and spend time with friends" Do you mean that you are one of those wierdos that sit in the pub on their own and you see your friends at other times, like when you are seeing your girlfriend? Is this the sort of fun i can only imagine you have? if you get what i mean.....

Give me an example. What fun things do you do when your not on here, reading books or watching question time?