Turkish

Dont get carried away, it's because he's got 5 inch legs.

yep, when he played 80 year old in Bejamin Button people cant tell us apart

HIs nickname is tripod though....

by the way what winks and ****s like a tiger?

No wonder my relationships only last 3 months!

i know just the bloke for you, he is good looking & nice, caring and definitely wont mess you about. Sadly for you though he is only 5 ft 7, unlucky

I like a woman that knows her place.

Thats Stu out

alright then women, let me put it another way. Would you like a bloke that is physically like Brad Pitt and a demon in the sack but has that edge about him that makes him a bit dangerous, or a nice bloke, treats you well, you you could depend on but is ultimately pretty safe and dull?

go on then........

hmmmmmmmmmmm, maybe its a woman you are after really??

Well Georgie should be snapped up, all she wants is to be over 5ft 8 and be able to to drive

There is your first mistake, sitting at home moping about, get yourself out there, join the gym, go and do an evening course in cookery so when you get a bloke you look hot with your kit off and can cook properly, if they are lucky as a treat do both at the same time? master those two things and your 1/10 of the way there.

yet you went for our resident oompa loompa? You are contradicting yourself there my dear. High standards and DBP should not appear in the same sentance, anywhere.

Are we going out and i dont know about it?

Yeah i gathered that, dont know who TF is.... But obviously keen to know his magic tricks..

Mr TF????? Come on, do tell what they are.....

errr, so i am taller than you, as are most blokes and i can drive as can most blokes, you gave up a bit easily on the cheating and lieing, you dont ask for much do you? i refer you to my comment about you needing to raise your standards love.

HOw tall are you?? DBP is a short arse, what's going on there??!!!

I dont lie, but i have been know to cheat at rummy and at school once i looked at the guy next to me's answer when in a slightly taxing German exam. Actaully i lied, it was Poker, guess it is asking to much......

He isn't very nice to you, its the Darwin effect and i am the alpha male.

our resident cassanova, DBP, seems to think he has got the lot but last time i checked with my lady friends, fat, below average looks, scruffy and a **** didn't list highly on their must have list for prespective partners. So come on our lady posters, what does it for you???

I cant believe you think the oompa loompa is out of your league. Seriously, soon you'll realise what a lucky esacpe you had, just imagine how violated you'd have felt when he rested his gut on your bum when you were at it doggy style, you have been saved from all that.

my god, is there so little to talk about that this is what you lot have resorted too?? Had a couple of cans of Red Stripe lager last night BTW, not had that for years.

with me though its the package, the looks, the style, the humour, the charisma, and just having that aura which people are drawn too. It doesn't all come across in just a photo. Not like you where woman would go 'ahhh, he looks like a really nice guy' when what they mean is 'he is a soppy c*** who i should be able to pull and well in/below my league so i wont risk being blown out'