hypochondriac

Sounds good to me. Craig David singing should bring out quite a few. We should plead with Coldplay

Exactly. Why should he put in 500k that he will never see again? No one knows his individual financial circumstances. No one is asking me to stump up all the cash so why should they hound him?

I listened and thought he came accross well. It's good that he isn't looking bak (unlike Lowe) and mega respect for the 50K. Top man.

Is that legal to do though? Do you need some sort of license to do it? No idea. 6 pounds an hour seems like a lot though unless it was a bloody huge tv.

Hovis?

He's gone, lets move on eh?

I've always enjoyed of mice and men, animal farm and lord of the flies. If I had to choose it would be animal farm.

Just had a baby. Maybe different priorities and sleepless nights (not that that is an excuse.)

At the end of last season and the beginning of this one he was our brightest prospect. His skills were excellent and I was constantly screaming to pass it to him because he made things happen and was exciting to watch. Since christmas he has been pretty awful and looks like a different player making very basic errors that he would never have made 12 months ago. He has lost that direct play that made him so exciting and he rarely takes on and runs at defenders anymore. What do you think has gone wrong and if he is still around next year do you reckon he will be able to recapture some of his form?

No chance. For a start there is nothing to celebrate. Last time Lowe left I celebrated like mad. Art said he could come back and I laughed and thought no chance. I was wrong then and you could quie easily be wrong now. Actively selling the club and remaining cautious and relaistic about the possibility of Lowe returning can both be done.

Cheers windmill. At times like this you have to laugh.

Not at all. It serves as a stark warning. Last time everyone said he would never come back but there is still a chance he could make a reappearance at some point. We have to be vigilant.

Go on Alps it's highly entertaining.

But if the alternative is no club, what choice is there?

I blame Gavyn partially for Wilde coming here. He suggested at the time that he would be investing.

OK apologies I was wrong but the point is it was supposed to be an asset which makes a profit when it is eventually sold. How can someone say they are sick of it? It's not like it was costing us money.

You're not being asked to give any personal details.

Here were my original ones for the protest: Re-ewind when the crowd shout Lowe reject him!" " Lowe led this club on Monday sold all our best players on Tuesday, we went down the leagues on Wednesday and on Thursday and Friday and Saturday entered admin on Sunday." "I'm walking away from this ****hole of a club, refusing to pay oh till Rupert goes away." "I was making a Lowe sucks sign when Portvliet walked out and I said Hey Lowe what you planning now? So I come on this march and I find that Lowe's swanned off to a break in France dressed in cashmere thermals and stripy tweed pants. So the club we went in then we stood hissing, gesturing talked bout Van der Waals sounded int'resting, so gave Wilde a ring, all calls diverted to answerphone, please leave a message after the tone. I know Michael Svennson is kinda cool but one good appointment still makes you a fool. We still support the lads but need transparency, most of the team still aint hit puberty. Singing why did you bother coming back at all? Now you've kept Mark Wotte on, forced Jan to take the fall, if you want league one well we've set out our stall, can you fill me in? Boardroom squabbles over a train, Taking a wage and you're still a drain, sacking Pearson Rupert's gone insane! Can you fill me in?"

I think we would have got relegated last season though.

Then why not say he is done and finished? He never even came close. We have to watch him.

Yep. I got that impression.

He is very cagey when asked if he would come back. I reckon he will try and get in on any action.

Absolutely hilarious. He says he doesn't believe in blame culture and has never really said a great deal about anyone. Downright lies.

You would hope but I won't be sure until someone buys the club. The thought that if we don't find a buyer in three weeks the club will cease to exist is just terrible. I knew things were bad but I never thought it was this awful. I'm devastated.

So arrogant it was funny. He accepts no responsibility for anything and patronises the fans who protest against him basically saying they live in a dream world. What a fool.