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I've seen the away kit for next season. I was walking around the stadium the other day (on a non-match day), and got talking to a cleaner outside the mega store. After chatting for about 20 minutes he took me into the toilets (the ones you can get to from the outside of the Itchen-Chapel corner), and took me to one of the cubicles. In there, he put the toilet seat down, stood on it, and lifted up one of the ceiling tiles and climbed up. In the roof there was a little safe (which luckily he had the key to), and he opened it and showed me a picture of himself modelling the new away kit (apparently they get the cleaners to proto-type the kits before the players officially model them!). I was blue, with orange stripes and a completely new badge. It had no sponsor on it, but it did have a small photo of Markus Liebherr on the sleeve. You probably won't believe any of this, but I can assure you that every word of it is true.

Is there anything more cringeworthy than seeing a St. George's cross flag with the word 'England' written across it? No. It's for thickos who wouldn't otherwise recognise it (IMHO).

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Thats good! Very good! I remember Lee Evans telling a very similar joke to that once. Be he used the words 'f*ck' and 'f*cking' a lot more. That made it funnier.

Old ham is cheap if you go to Tesco on a Sunday afternoon just before they close.

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If nobody leaves in summer and we sign Antonio and Papa, I'd be pretty happy (assuming we're still in League 1). I'd sign them both up for the Championship too along with a few others (and get rid of a couple of others too).

Just checked the stats, and I think we had it last night too. Don't know if anyone will be able to confirm that for me?

After we played Bristol Rovers at home we were bottom of the table and 27 points off the top. Now, 30 games later, we are 9th and 26 points from top (having gained 10 points on the likes of Leeds). That is title winning form I believe. At that point we were 16 points adrift of Huddersfueld in 6th too...still a wee chance I guess...

You're getting cows and chickens mixed up I think.

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It must be a football-forum-admin-thing.

I'm stuck on Barthamedus pt. II(or whatever his name is)in chapter 11. He's destroying me every time now. Where's a good (close by) place from there to go and get a nice bit of extra cp? I'm only getting about 3-4000 per battle at the moment!

They've got less fit fans, that's f'sure.

Player of the tournament IMO.

How many stops will there be along the way for people to get their faces painted if they want? Its hard to do it neatly when you're moving.

Wow, Saints fans in thinking the ref was OK when we win shocker. I bet if we had lost 4-1 he would have been the worst ref ever to have refereed anyone, anywhere, ever. EVER!

They started their own little one amongst themselves at the end. It looked amazing from where I was sitting so can only imagine how great we must have looked considering we had so many more fans.

Feels like Palm Sunday to me.

I have a Tiger Tim face mask from Wimbledon from a few years back.

Wasn't Jill trying to sell her cat not long ago? Has the cruel, heartless woman just gone and abandoned them because they're too ugly to sell? People like that make me sick.

Norway Saint is coming over from Finland I think.

"We're block five hundred and twenty-seven, we're block five hundred and twenty seven, we're block five hundred and twenty-seven over 'ere"

"Oh when the Saints go Johnstone's Paint"? Bournemouth fans had a good laugh at our expense at the end of last season with that song apparently. It'd be nice if we could have the last laugh by singing it if we take the lead.

If there's 30,000 Saints fans with missing tickets I'm going to blame it entirely on you. Royal Mail are out to get SFC!